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Before the curtain.

2nd.
So we decided to show a few comic skits and read funny poems to bring pleasure and joy to all the women who came to the performance.

1st.
Watch the play called "Mother's Day."

The curtain opens. The stage is divided in half. On one side is the parents' room, on the other is the boys' room. Early morning. The mother, in a robe and slippers, unkempt, rushes around the apartment. The sounds of morning exercises are heard from the radio.

Mother.
Alyosha, get up, it’s already seven.
Father (wakes up, yawns).
Five more minutes.
Mother (goes to the boys' room).
Valera, get up.
Valera (he is the eldest, wakes up, yawns).
Five more minutes.
Mother.
Petechka, get up, my dear. It's already seven.
Peter (he is the youngest, wakes up, yawns).
Five more minutes.
Mother.
Get up now. Five minutes and five minutes, and then everyone goes to the bathroom together.
Peter.
Let Valerka go, I'm small.
Mother.
Valerik, get up!
Valera.
Let Petka get up, he needs to do gymnastics.
Mother.
Well, that's enough, get up and go wash yourself, otherwise your father will take the bathroom.
Peter (gets up, without opening his eyes, goes to the bathroom).
Since I'm small, everyone can make fun of me.
Mother (kissing him).
Well, well, don't grumble, son. (Petya leaves. She wakes up her father again.) Alyosha, get up, you'll be late.
Father (stretching).
Is the bathroom already available?
Mother.
In the meantime, have breakfast. (Pours tea). Drink, or it will get cold.

The father sits down at the table, leaning a book against the sugar bowl, absorbed in reading.

Mother.
Guys, who don’t wash your face, go have breakfast. Grab some milk along the way.
Valera (from his room).
Mom, I won't have milk, I want coffee.
Peter (from the bathroom).
Me too! Me too!
Mother.
There is nothing to invent. Children need to drink milk in the morning.
Valera.
Children? Let Petka drink.
Peter (from the bathroom).
I'm already big!
Valera.
Well, you're a cunning guy, boy. When it’s profitable for you, you’re small, and other times you’re big.
Mother.
Don't argue, boys, go have breakfast.

While there is an argument between the children, the mother manages to clean the bed and put the scattered things back in place. She doesn't sit down for a minute.

Valera.
Mom, tell him to get out of the bathroom.
Mother.
Petka, get out of the bathroom, otherwise I’ll pull you out myself.
Peter.
Do not bother me! I wash my ears and neck. Today we have a commission.
Father.
What is the commission? What is he talking about?
Mother.
Didn't you hear? Once every two weeks, a sanitary commission comes to the class and examines whether their ears and necks are washed.
Father (finished eating).
Well, is the bathroom free?

Valera comes in dressed and grabs a bun from the table, chewing it as she goes.

Mother.
Valera, sit down at the table.
Peter (from the room).
Mom, he didn’t wash at all!
Valera.
And we no longer have commissions. (Suddenly stops dead in his tracks.) Listen, listen! Today is the eighth!
Mother.
So what?
Valera.
Women's Day!
Father (from the bathroom).
That's the thing, Tatyana!
Mother (absorbed in preparing breakfast).
Terrible cottage cheese, it crumbles all the time.
Valera.
Again, mom, you forgot to remind me about the holiday. I forgot last year too. Where can I get flowers now?
Mother.
Why do you need flowers?
Valera.
For the teacher.
Mother.
For what reason? Why?
Father (enters, tying his tie).
Just because. Today Women's Day March 8. (Takes out money). Peter, quickly go to the flower shop, buy what you can get.
Peter.
I'll buy it for my teacher.
Valera.
Dad, let him buy me one for my teacher.
Father.
Wow! This is already three bouquets of flowers. Tanyusha, do you have any money?
Mother.
Where? You know, salary is a long way off.
Father.
Well, at least a little.
Mother.
For what?
Valera.
Well, mom, we've said it a hundred times. I am for the class teacher, Petka is for the teacher, and Dad is for his principal. Flowers!
Mother.
Ah, indeed, Women's Day! That's what they would say. I foresaw all this. (Takes out three boxes of chocolates and proudly places them on the table.) Here!
Father.
Come on, Tanyusha, I can’t give my boss just candy. Everyone will come with flowers.
Valera.
Mom, I need flowers too. The teacher warned - no gifts.

Mother.
Very well.
Peter.
Yes, all the teachers say - no need. And they bring everything. And we won’t bring it alone. That's great!
Mother.
Children! What are you talking about? Firstly, flower shops are still closed for now, and secondly, there are queues on a day like this.
Father.
What to do?
Mother.
Listen. I have a suggestion: draw flowers on greeting cards. And put it like this, under the lace. (Points to a box of chocolates).
Peter.
That's great! Thank you, mommy. (Runs away).
Valera.
Mom, draw for me. I still need to call Vavilov.
Peter (runs in with a can of water and paints).
I will draw. Oh, mom, Valerka pushed me.

Mother.
Hush, hush, sit down next to me and let's draw. What can you come up with? (Takes two postcards and draws).
Valera (dials a number on the phone).
Hello! Olezhka! Hello! Listen, what were they asking us about literature? Wait, not so fast, I'll write it down now.
Mother (hurriedly draws, writes, saying out loud).
Dear class teacher...
Peter.
Mom, we don’t have a class teacher yet.
Valera.
Yes, yes, dictate further.
Father (in front of the mirror).
Tatyana, and you allow him to copy his lessons. And this one spilled water on the floor. This very minute, go to the kitchen for a rag!
Peter (looks pleadingly at mother).
Mom, wipe it yourself.
Mother.
Well, okay, son, let's finish. You take this one, and give Valera the other one. At recess you can color it in with colored pencils.
Valera.
Olezhka, just a minute. Mom, I have to copy math during recess. You know, yesterday I watched a movie on television. Color it please! Hello, Oleg? Well, I write, dictate.
Mother.
Petechka, color it!
Father.
Damn it!
Mother.
What's happened?
Father.
Need a white shirt. I will probably be forced to speak at a gala meeting.
Mother.
Take it there, in the box.
Peter.
Mom, if the teacher doesn’t take the chocolates, I’ll eat them myself, and I’ll tell her that you didn’t want to give money. Can?
Mother (not listening).
Okay, son.
Father.
Tatyana, there is no button here.
Mother.
Let me sew it on. Children, you still haven't had breakfast. Valera, end the conversation.
Peter.
We ate, mom, I drew the flower green. Maybe make the leaves red?
Mother (not listening).
Okay, son! (Gives the shirt to his father).
Father.
Finally, I might have thought earlier that today was Women’s Day, and not at the last moment.
Mother.
Valera, stop talking!
Valera.
Mom, I don't want a sandwich with cottage cheese.
Father.
A half past seven! Wow! (Grabs briefcase). Well, I'm running.
Peter.
Dad, what about the jacket?
Father.
My God, you can leave this house naked, no one will pay attention.
Mother.
How can he not? The first policeman would have brought you back. Valera! Don't eat this sandwich, you have to take it with you.
Valera.
Can't even eat a piece of bread? Mom, give me some money, I’ll buy myself something to eat on the way.
Peter.
And me, and me? I also want to buy something.
Father.
I hope you don't let them in on Women's Day in those dirty sweaters.
Mother.
Yes, sure. (He takes out two white shirts, gives one of them to Petya, who quickly dresses). Valera, shirt!
Valera.
Where's my ballpoint pen? Did you pull it off? (Hit his brother).
Peter.
Mom, he's hitting me!
Father. (Takes a box of chocolates).
I'm finally leaving. Goodbye. (Leaves).
Mother.
Stop fighting, otherwise I’ll add more to you... (Puts a second shirt on Petya.)
Peter.
Mother! What are you doing?
Mother.
Wait, I'll get to you eventually.
Valera.
Mom, where is my white shirt?
Peter (helplessly).
Mom pulls it on me.
Mother (gives Petya a slap and pulls off his other shirt).
Couldn't tell before. He stands and is silent.
Valera.
Mom, give me money!
Mother.
I won't give anything. Finally, go! I'll be kicked out of work because of you. I haven't started getting dressed yet.
Valera.
You're good, you're going to nine. Okay, I don't have breakfast. I'll stay hungry. (He takes his bag and wants to go out.)
Mother.
Wait brother. Petya, go, finally! (Takes out money). Here's a ruble for you, Valera. You spend your week's money on Monday, and then sit without money all week.

Peter.
He has debts of honor.

Receives a slap on the head from his brother.

Peter.
Oh, mom, he's fighting again!
Valera.
Goodbye, mom!
Peter.
Goodbye. (Leaves).
Mother (she holds Valera’s shirt in her hands).
Valera! Put on a clean shirt! Today women's Day! (Door slams).
Mother (falls into a chair in front of the mirror).
Oh my God, I'm a woman too! (Begins to comb his hair and put himself in order.)

Blackout. Then the stage is brightly lit again and Mother appears in front of the curtain. She is dressed festively, holding flowers and a box of chocolates.

Mother.
It was amazing! Which concert! What actors! All the women were presented with flowers, and I was also given a box of chocolates, it’s really a holiday for me, my day, women’s day. (And then suddenly she remembers her husband and children). Oh my god, it's so late and they're not home yet? Where are they?

The curtain opens. The table is beautifully set. A father and two boys are at the table.

Father.
Our dear mother! Congratulations from March 8! (They kiss her and present her with flowers. At this moment Petya spills the milk, Valera pushes him, the father runs for a rag and, humming something cheerfully, wipes the floor). May there always be sunshine, may there always be mother!

The performers line up in front of the curtain and read poetry.

1st.
You only know your mother at home;
Native hands take care
Homely affectionate comfort,
So familiar and familiar.
2nd.
And you don't always see your mother
In her labor worries.
Don't you send telegrams with her?
You don’t treat the sick with her.
3rd.
Don't rush with her on a steam locomotive,
You don’t see her at the machine,
And her glorious deeds on the collective farm
You don't share yet.
4th.

But if mom sometimes
She'll come home tired from work,
All.
Warm her with your care,
Help her with everything then!

The end of a humorous play.

Very touching video. do good...

A comic school play for March 8: "Mother's Day"

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Material found on the Internet. These scenes are often repeated in different scenarios, so the author is unknown. Thanks to those who came up with these scenes. I think that many people will like the material, because it can be so difficult to find scenes for the holidays, especially new and interesting ones.

1. Sketch “I don’t recognize dad today...”

2. Congratulations from the musketeers

3. There’s no escape, you’ll fall in love and get married!

4. Sketch “How to surprise girls”

5. Fashion show for mothers (with humor)

6. Sketch “Conversation”.

Sketch “I don’t recognize dad today...”

On the stage (or “improvised stage”, away from those walking in the festive audience) there is a set table. Mother and grandmother are sitting at the table. Dad enters the room with a large bag of gifts...

Daughter: Don't recognize dad today -

He entered, and suddenly at the door,

Dad wants to throw his hat, as usual, and then, realizing it, carefully puts it on the chair (or hangs it on a hanger).

He didn’t throw his hat on the table, but hung it up like he was visiting.

Daughter: He brought a huge package,

And he didn’t grumble under his breath,

That he is worse than the devil -

Bearing such a burden...

Dad, smiling, approaches his daughter.

Daughter: He said:

Dad: “Great, daughter!”

Daughter: And laughing this time,

He kissed his mother on the cheek,

And he shook granny’s hand.

Dad kisses mom and shakes granny's hands. The daughter sits down at the table. Everyone starts eating.

Mother-in-law: He didn't hide in the newspaper,

He looked at everyone at the table!

Mother: He didn’t hit the cutlet with a fork,

It was as if someone was sitting in it.

Mother-in-law: He was better, he was simpler,

Tea poured into cups,

Daughter: Not even my grandmother's mother-in-law,

And he called me mommy!

I asked my mother quietly:

“Mom, what happened to him?”

Mom: “On this day,”

Daughter: Mom said, -

Mother: Dad should be like this!”

Daughter: I, a child, don’t understand

Maybe an adult will understand

Isn't daddy pleased?

Be good all year?

Musketeers congratulate

Music: “It’s time, it’s time, let’s rejoice...” Exit of the musketeers.
Allow me to introduce myself, I am D-Artagnan, and these are my friends. - Athos - Porthos - Arimis D-Artagnan: Our motto is “One for all”
All : And all for one!
D-Artagnan: Mothers, grandmothers and aunts
You are held in high esteem by us
You won't find another reason
Let's get together, we are men
We're all here together now
All: Because we love you!
Athos: If there was a ball I would be a girl
I wouldn't run, I wouldn't jump
And the whole evening with my mother
I danced without hesitation
Porthos: If there was a ball I would be a girl
I wouldn't waste time
And all day without a break
I drew with my mother
Aramis: If I were a poet
I would write poetry
And from morning until night
I wish I could read them to my mother
D-Artagnan: That's what I thought
What happens?
If I were a girl
Fragile small and thin
Athos: If you were a girl
In a skirt with curly bangs
If we were all girls
In ruffles, in bows with frills
Porthos: If there were no boys
What would happen to us then?
Who would take care of them?
Did you do difficult work?
Aramis: Who would build, dig, dig
Who would protect them with their breasts?
In the sky, on the ground, in the infantry
At the border and in the Morflot!
All: No friends, our path is alone
Glorious valiant men!

Sketch “You can’t escape anywhere, you’ll fall in love and get married!”

1st lesson: We are celebrating women's holiday, congratulations to all girls and women. It's a wonderful day, so much to say. We like to give gifts to girls.

2 lessons: We wish them to become good housewives. But, to tell the truth, without concealment, We, boys, do not believe in the female mind, After all, there have never been smart women.

1 class : Needed for a woman Homework. Science and business are not her concern.

2 lessons: You should learn to wash, cook, sew, but you don’t need to learn mathematics.

Dev: And I’ll answer you - no! It’s no secret that women’s intelligence is not valued. Men did not let us study, They thought it was not suitable for ladies.

1st lesson: But if you start leading the country, You all go into science, into business, Then who will cook the soup, Clean the apartment, raise the children?

2 lessons: Imagine - the house is dirty and dinner is not ready, and there is no childcare. One wife sits in the government, Another will fly into space tomorrow, And the third writes poetry all day long. Better let him cook a portion of fish soup!

Dev: A man can cook cabbage soup too. Responsibilities must be divided.

1st lesson: If I marry you, I will watch how you wash the dishes, and not how much you read and how you solve complex problems.

Dev: There's no escape, you'll fall in love and get married!

Sketch “How to surprise girls”

Boy - What to give to the girls, so that they will immediately strike you on the spot?

The boys solved this problem for a long, long time. But time passed, and they still didn’t know what to do.

1st: Are sweets the best gift? 2nd: C'mon, I'm giving candy to Ksyusha! 3rd: No, they don't need caries. We'll eat the candy ourselves. 4th : The best gift of all candies is a good pistol, For example, a Colt or a Revolver. 3rd: Understand, a girl is not a boy! How should she play with a gun, and shoot teddy bears? 5th: Let's pick them some flowers. 3rd: But where will we find them in March? 1st: So what should we do then? 2nd: There's a problem with girls! (everyone is drooping, suddenly the third person perks up)

3rd: I know what we should do! Let's try to surprise them: Let's decide that on this women's holiday no one teases them all day long. Pleasant moments in the morning - Compliments from us for everyone... 4th (not understanding): Compliments? Well, repeat it. 3rd: Well, lie to them about beauty. 5th (admiringly): Wow! How cunning you are! What next? 3rd: Girly games. 1st (disdainfully, with indignation): Should we play with dolls with them? 3rd: You will have to suffer for a day. But we are men! Do you agree? Who agrees"? (everyone raises their right hand) Well, “unanimously.”

Fashion show for mothers (with humor)

Presenter 1: For the sake of such a holiday, we are ready to show fashionistas! Look at everything here "New Fashion", gentlemen!

(Music plays and “models” appear on the podium)

Presenter 2: This season, scarves are in fashion, tie it on your bag, around your neck! You can tie a hat like that... We are ready to show moms everything!

Presenter 1: We suggest everyone wear flip-flops,So that you can be fashionable mothers!Take gloves for the flip-flops, momSo go to school meetings!

Presenter 2: Wear floor-length skirts, moms,Choose matching caps and handbags.We recommend three colors for you, moms.How to combine them? We will show you now!

Presenter 1: Scarf and belt are fashion classics!Moms, wear them in any weather!Go to the theater with dad arm in arm,And you, restless ones, take us with you.

Presenter 2: High heels are in fashion for fashionistas. Match the design with a laptop. Everyone will say: “Look, business is coming!” And this is our dear mother walking!

Presenter 2: Take flowered shoes from the market, choose fashionable, bright ones. Shoes should not be worn to match a blouse; it was not fashionable last season either!

Presenter 1: Umbrellas will be fashionable this yearThe most fashionable will not forget them!Bright, round, flat - different,All mothers will be wonderful with them!

Presenter 2: In fashion for mothers, we present straps. We offer different colors for you!

Presenter 1: This season you will need red and black fur, just like the queen’s!

Presenter 2: The fashion show is over

(all models go on stage)

We did our best, moms, for you! If you have any questions regarding fashion:

Presenter 1: Pick out an outfit, braid your hair...

Presenter 2: We will give you a consultation right away, we want to see fashionista moms!

Scene "Conversation".

Boy Our call is terribly ringing,

I fly out into the corridor...

Me and one girl

A conversation ensued...

And my dad is a champion!

He goes to the stadium:

He throws weights up -

Will be the strongest in the world!

Girl Even though men are strong -

They don't know how to bake pancakes...

You men are klutzes,

To educate you, teach you,

And parsley from dill

You can't tell the difference.

By the way, who does the laundry at home?

God didn't give you talent...

TV "consuming"

You lie down on the sofa!

Boy The man is of no use?!

Isn’t this talent given to us?!

Who nailed the bookshelf?

Fixed the faucet in the kitchen?

Girl You don’t feel like cooking borscht,

Don't fry the cutlets...

You should run off to work,

Well, there’s no point anymore!

Boy You, thorny thorn,

You don't know us men well.

Every now and then you shed tears

And also for no reason...

You say barbed words, timid...

Dad is the head of the house!

Girl And mom is the neck of the house!

Boy I waved my hand to Sveta.
Eh! I didn't make it to the buffet!
These girls are always here
They will take you away from important matters!

Girl No! There is no need to decide in a dispute,
In a corridor conversation,
Who is stronger and who is more important...
It’s just...mother is the most tender of all!

Princess Frog

To the sound of cheerful music, children enter the hall and stand in a semicircle.

Children: 1. First sunbeam

The holiday has knocked on the door

And icicles from joy

They rang outside the window!

2. Women's holiday is very bright,

We all know this!

Prepared gifts

We are for grandmothers and mothers.

3. There is a gift most wonderful of all,

It's called a new song

This song is for moms!

We will sing for you today!

4. Not two or three

Let's sing in unison!

Mothers will be happy on this holiday

This song is the best!

Song

5. We thought for a long time and decided

What to give our mothers.

After all, we said a gift

Must be the best.

6. We cannot give a “jacuzzi” as a gift.

And we can’t buy a ticket to Cyprus.

7. It’s also difficult to give us Mercedes
What should we give our mothers?

8. And the answer came by itself

We'll give you a theater ticket.

9. We will perform all the roles here ourselves

We are giving the performance as a gift to my mother.

10. Sorry if something is wrong

After all, being an artist is not a trifle.

The king sits on the throne.

Child: Once upon a time there lived a king alone,

He was rich and noble.

He called his sons to him,

Heirs of the state

Tsar: My dear sons,

I am old, although I am rich.

I want to marry you as soon as possible

And see my grandchildren.

Eldest son: Well, bless us.

Middle son: We agree

Ivan: Father, wife.

Tsar: An arrow will show you the way.

Where it falls, you cannot turn back.

The brothers take a bow and arrows.

Art. son: Choose, arrow, the road

You are at the boyars' threshold,

There, in the high chamber,

I will find myself a wife.

Wed. son: You fly, the arrow is far away

Get into the wide yard,

I'll look for my wife there.

Ivan: The arrow flew high

And disappeared behind the forest,

Apparently happiness is far away

Got lost somewhere

And look for him now

I'm miles away.

Tsar: Well, sons, go with God,

Your road is long.

Taking the bow and arrows, bowing to their father, the sons leave. A boyar's daughter in front of the mirror.

Boyar's daughter: How beautiful, how sweet

How blush and white!

Go around the whole world

There is no better peephole in the world!

An arrow flies up and the eldest son runs in.

Eldest son: I am a young prince,

I've been looking for you all day long!

I want to take you as my wife,

Show it to the whole kingdom!

They bow to each other and leave.

Merchant's daughter: Cucumbers and cabbage soup,

Honey pie with delicious filling!

I don't mind trying everything

I am a merchant's daughter!

An arrow flies, the middle son runs in

Middle son: I like a mountain feast.

I am a young prince!

I want to take you as my wife,

Show it to the whole kingdom!

They bow and leave.

Frog dance.

Ivan: Oh! Frog! What a miracle!

Did you find my arrow?

Frog: I am your bride, Vanya.

Take me as your wife.

Ivan takes the frog and leaves.

Leading: Respectfully invites

The king of daughters-in-law to the palace,

The father is happy to tears that the children

Finally got married!

Orchestra

Tsar: Let them sew the shirts on time!

They'll bake a big pie!

They will embroider needlework overnight!

I don’t like idleness in the kingdom!

The eldest sons and daughters-in-law leave. Ivan approaches the stove, on which a frog appears.

Frog: What, my prince, is he sad?

Why did you hang your head?

Ivan: How do you bake a pie?

How can you sew a shirt on time?

Frog: The stars are shining outside the window

You get some sleep, Ivan,

Close your eyes quickly

Morning is wiser than night!

The king is on the throne, sons are carrying shirts, daughters-in-law are carrying burnt pies on trays.

Merchant's daughter: I am a merchant's daughter.

Without laying down your hands,

I sewed and baked all night,

Tired of not knowing.

Boyar's daughter: I am a boyar's daughter.

I didn’t dare close my eyes,

The handicraft kingdom is all

I wanted to surprise!

Tsar: That's bread!

These are the shirts!

You brides-to-be are slobs!

Ivan: My frog baked

A piece of white bread...

Tsar: That's bread! Bread for everyone!

Baked to perfection!

I invite everyone to the feast.

Children: Who will tell a fairy tale or sing a song?

There is no dearer than grandmother, she will understand everyone.

Together with us the sun sings for you,

You are my scarlet flower, you are my light.

Song "Stay like this grandma"

Ivan approaches the stove, on which a frog appears.

Frog: What, my prince, is he sad?

Why did you hang your head?

Ivan: How will you go to the feast?

How will you dance, how will you sing?

Frog: The stars are shining outside the window

You get some sleep, Ivan,

Close your eyes quickly

Morning is wiser than night!

Eldest son: Where is the frog? Ran away?

Boyar's daughter: Did you gallop off to the swamp?

Middle son: Croaks loudly on a hummock!

Merchant's daughter: You should bring it in a handkerchief!

Boyar's daughter: She will dance and sing,

Honest people will be surprised!

Tsar: What's that noise? What's all the fuss?

Ivan: You don't need to hide.

Little frog in a box

He goes to visit the palace.

Merchant's daughter: Thank God! Miracle Yudo

We will finally see!

Vasilisa comes out

Ivan: Oh! What a beauty!

Who are you? Don't guess.

Your beauty is so...

Only described in a fairy tale!

Vasilisa: My dear friend, listen.

I am your wife, Vanyusha!

The name is Vasilisa

You called, I’m right there!

Tanya "Suddenly, like in a fairy tale"

Eldest son: The frog surprised everyone!

Middle son: I was amazed by its beauty!

Boyar's daughter: Well, just think - a frog!

In the stars from toe to toe!

Merchant's daughter: We will sing just as well,

The five of us will sing for you.

Song "Three Wishes"

Leading: And Ivan hurries to the bright room

He fell in love with the Tsar Maiden,

The skin is quickly thrown into the oven

And burns her in the fire!

Vasilisa: Ah, you are my bright prince,

I should have only waited three days!

She was in a hurry in vain,

Would be yours forever,

And now goodbye, Vanyusha!

I am far away,

In the thirtieth state,

Where Kashchei rules!

Old man: Hello, well done!

Where are you coming from and where are you going?

Ivan: To the kingdom of the evil Kashchei,

To return Vasilisa.

Old man: Here's a ball for you, prince.

Feel free to follow him.

Along the paths, along the paths

Keep up with him.

A bear comes out.

Bear: Oh, Vanyusha, don’t hit me, listen!

Even though I am an evil, treacherous beast,

I will come in handy for you, believe me!

The drake flies out

Drake: Have pity on me, Vanyusha!

I'm not angry with you

And I will be useful to you!

The hare jumps out

Hare: Don't hit me later

I will be useful to you, Vanyusha,

Listen to the gray hare!

Pike: Have pity on me, Ivan,

Throw it into the ocean quickly!

I will be useful to you, Vanyusha,

Listen to the wise pike!

Christmas tree dance

Ivan: Stand, little hut, with your back to the forest!

Turn your façade towards me!

Who lives in a hut on legs?

Look out the window quickly!

Exit Baba Yaga

Baba Yaga: Grandma and Yagusi have no friends and no girlfriends

And for this reason I became ill.

And I am Baba Yaga, bone leg. Wow! I'll fly.

Why did you come here?

Lost, what did you find?

Good fellow, where are you from?

And where are you going?

Ivan: To the kingdom of the evil Kashchei,

To return Vasilisa!

Baba Yaga: I know, I know, at Kashchei’s

Vasilisa lives.

Sings and dances for him,

She embroiders and bakes bread.

Ivan: How can I drive Kashchei away?

Should the evil thief be punished?

Baba Yaga: How do you enter into battle with Kashchei?

Take your wife home!

Kashchei comes out.

Kashchei: I am Kashchei the great, evil,

I take care of my peace!

I guard the mighty oak, The shore is thicker than gas.

A chest hangs on the branches,

There is a needle in the chest,

Who will get that needle -

He will immediately destroy my life!

The phonogram sounds. Ivan fights Kashchei. A bear, a hare, and a drake come out. Pike gives Ivan an egg, he raises the needle above his head.

Ivan: You shouldn't boast, Kashchei

Your death is in my hand.

And the end of evil comes:

I'll break the needle now.

I defeated Kashchei

He killed the evil thief.

Vasilisa: Hello, my dear husband,

Nice to meet you.

And now it's time to go home

There we will have a feast on the mountain.

Ivan solemnly leads Vasilisa. Bow.

Child: Our young prince

Heading home

Marry Vasilisa down the aisle!

That's the end of the fairy tale!

Tanya "Surprise"

Children: 1. The fairy tale is over

We tried our best

Even if not always

And not everything worked out.

2. Happy holiday

We congratulate you.

And all the guests are with us

We invite you to the circle.

Characters:
7th grade students
Shurik is the leader of all the boys in the class, long, with short hair;
Vasek - best friend Shurika, short, fussy;
Red - a sworn C student, short, red-haired, with a cunning look;
Vanechka is an excellent student, wears glasses, is very modest and tactful;
Andryukha Golovanov is a good-natured good-looking guy, lazy, constantly smiling;
Serega Golovanov - Andryukha's brother, a gloomy type;

Act one.
Turn. All the students left the class. Only Shurik, Vasek, Ryzhy, Andryukha and Seryoga remained.

Shurik: Vasek, prop the door with a chair so that the girls don’t get through.
Vasek: Yeah! He runs, closes the door, inserts a chair leg into the doorknob.
Shurik: Guys, who remembers what day is approaching?
Red: Test tomorrow. In physics.
Shurik: And also?
Andryukha: Petka’s birthday is coming soon.
Shurik: And also? Well?
Everyone looks at each other silently.
Shurik: Yes-ah... The eighth of March is coming soon, dunces! What day is this?
Andryukha: Petka Pupkin’s birthday.
Shurik: Yes. And also International Women's Day.
Red: Why is it international?
Shurik: Because it is celebrated all over the world.
Red: Why is it celebrated all over the world?
Shurik: Because it is considered Women's Day. There are women all over the world, that’s why they celebrate.
Red: Why on the eighth of March?
Shurik: Because... Red, now I’ll hit you in the forehead! Don't be smart!
The door is being pulled from the outside.
Vasek (looking at the door): Oh, the girls are breaking in.
Shurik: They will be patient. In short, we need to figure out what we will give to the girls.
Andryukha: And Petka Pupkin.
Red: Well, let's give flowers.
Seryoga (gloomily): Red, do you know how much flowers cost now? You’ll save on dining room costs for a year so you can buy flowers for everyone! There are twenty of them, and there are only six of us with Pupkin, but he is sick.
Vasek: Why six? Didn’t you count Vanya?
Seryoga: Okay, six and a half. Anyway, nothing will work with flowers.
The door is pulled even harder.
Red: You can buy postcards and write all sorts of wishes.
Shurik: You need to write in beautiful handwriting. Who has beautiful handwriting?
Andryukha: At Vanechka’s.
Seryoga: Everything needs to be done in secret. And to trust Vanechka with secrets - it’s easier to tell everyone right away.
Shurik: Yes, it’s better not to mess with Vanechka.
Red: Let's just give cards.
Vasek: In the nearest stall all cards are only Happy New Year! and Happy Defenders of the Fatherland Day!.
The door is pulled again. There is a knock.
Vasek (addressing the one who knocks): Knock with your head!
The knocking stops.
Red-haired (uncertain): Well, you can draw the postcards yourself...
Shurik: Wow! You will draw it! Draw some swans there.
Redhead (indignantly): Why me? What am I, a redhead or something?
Shurik: Yes. You are red.
Red: Well, yes... Red... Okay, I'll draw it. But, in my opinion, only postcards are not enough.
Seryoga: And in my opinion there are even a lot of postcards! What did they give us for February 23rd? Nothing! Just congratulations! And we give them something!
Shurik: Seryoga, don’t be petty. We are men after all! And they? They are girls!
There's a knock on the door again. Quite strong this time.
Vasek: For some reason they were raging...
Shurik: Okay, let Red draw postcards, and then we’ll see what to do next. Vasek, go let these elephants in! Otherwise the door will be broken down.
Vasek shouts: Calm down, you elephants! opens the door. Standing outside the door is a physics teacher who hasn’t been able to get to class for ten minutes. Curious girls peek over her shoulder.

Act two.
March 7. Same class. The door is locked with a chair. In the class, everyone is the same and Vanechka.
Vasek (walks along a row of desks, lays out postcards and arranges glasses for Fanta): Red, well, you have handwriting! (Looks at the postcard) What does it say here? Like a chicken paw!
Redhead (with resentment in his voice): I wrote it as best I could! You didn't do anything at all! Do you think it’s easy to draw twenty postcards?
Shurik (quietly): Red, why did you draw elephants on the postcards instead of swans?
Red-haired (also quietly): I’m not good at drawing swans. And my brother taught me to draw elephants. I think it turned out well.
Vasek (approaches them): It turned out okay, Red. And who will speak the words?
Red: Look, Vanechka is rehearsing.
Vanechka walks along the back wall of the classroom and mutters something under her breath.
Seryoga and Andryukha approach the boys.
Seryoga: Oh, I smell Vanechka saying something today!
Andryukha: Don't be afraid, bro. I wrote him the words myself! Everything will be OK!
Seryoga: What should I be afraid of?.. It’s a shame for him (nods at Vanechka).
Vasek: Andryukha, did you see the postcards that Red drew?
Andryukha: Nope. Will watch later.
Shurik: Okay, let’s open Fant, it’s time to open the door.
Just at this moment there is a light, intelligent knock on the door.
Vasek: Wait! Whole year You've been waiting, and you'll still wait!
The boys open bottles of Fanta and pour the drink into glasses. The knocking from behind the door gets louder and giggling can be heard.
Shurik: Vasek, open the doors! Otherwise these elephants will break down the door.
Vasek runs to open the door. The boys line up near the window. The door swings open. Dressed up girls come in and take their places. They giggle, glance sideways at the postcards, but don’t pick them up yet.
Vanechka comes to the board, adjusts his glasses on his nose and begins in a solemn voice:
Vanechka: Our dear girls! On behalf of all the boys in our class, I want to congratulate you on the upcoming eighth of March! We wish you...
Andryukha pushes Shurik in surprise and fear and whispers in his ear:
Andryukha: Shurik, why are there elephants on postcards and not swans?
Shurik (also in a whisper): Red doesn’t know how to draw swans. And he knows how to take elephants.
Vanechka: ...happiness, health, good luck, success in everything...
Andryukha (whispering): Shurik, we’re in trouble.
Shurik (whispers): Why?
Vanechka: ...study straight A's, obey teachers and parents, always do homework...
Andryukha (in a whisper): Well, when I wrote the text, I thought that there would be swans on the postcards...
Vanya (very loudly): ...and always be as beautiful and graceful as these beautiful birds on your postcards!
Vitek (in a whisper, turning to Andryukha): What birds? Are elephants birds?
There is a pause in the class. The boys are silent, surprised by the unexpected turn of events, the girls are silent, surprised by the impudence of the boys, Vanechka is silent because he has finished reading the speech.
Excellent student Lena rises from the first desk.
Lena: So to be as beautiful and graceful as these elephants?.. Oh, you GOATS!
Cups of Fanta are thrown at the boys and the drink is splashed all over the class.
A curtain.

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