Funny scenes for a woman’s birthday is a great way to avoid big preparations and diversify the holiday by congratulating the hero of the occasion in an original way!
Scenes can be divided into table scenes and moving ones.
At the end of each cool performance, the birthday girl receives a gift, and the guests are charged with a great mood.
Moving scenes
Congratulations from the Italian Ambassador
You will need 2 participants who will play the ambassador and translator.
Props needed: an Italian costume and gifts - soap, a pack of spaghetti and onions.Ambassador: Ciao pockmarks!
Translator: Hello, dear guests!
Ambassador: Sono returned solarae Italy.
Translator: I came from sunny Italy.
Ambassador: Congratulations to Conchita (name of the birthday girl) on her birthday.
Translator: Congratulate the charming birthday girl on her birthday.
Ambassador: Fenya Italiano congratulations.
Translator: Please accept sincere congratulations from all the Italian people.
Ambassador: Just be tight.
Translator: May you have plenty of everything.
Ambassador: Ondavanto is completely undesirable for you.
Translator: I also want to give you gifts.
Ambassador: Chito face was not dirty - hand over cum fragrant saprone.
Translator: To ensure that you are always beautiful, accept fragrant soap as a gift.
Ambassador: Macaron bought cheap so-and-so
Translator: But the most important thing is our branded expensive pasta.
Ambassador: It stinks like a skunk rather.
Translator: And to make the pasta even tastier, add our special onions.
Ambassador: Conchita delavita. The little glass can't be filled.
Translator: I would gladly drink to the beautiful birthday girl.
(The ambassador and translator are invited to the table!)
Congratulations from aliens
Two of the guests are dressed as aliens and perform a remake song to the tune of “Grass near the House.” Costumes can be made from foil or silver-colored fabric. To make the performance funny, it is necessary to change the voices of the participants using helium.
Verse
We are from another Galaxy, we are from another Galaxy
They rushed over to say a few words.
From all non-humans, from all non-humans
We want great happiness wish.And no matter how hard we try, and no matter how hard we try,
But we still couldn’t help but fall in love!
And even aliens, and even aliens,
But still, accept admiration!Chorus
You are so beautiful, like a Martian!
Like the Sun, you warm everyone with your warmth!
And even to all the galaxies of the Universe
Your beauty cannot be compared with yours.Oh, how we don’t want to, oh, how we don’t want to
But we still have to fly away.
We're saying goodbye after all, because it's a birthday after all!
We must give a gift to the birthday girl.Accept without embarrassment, without tears or regret
A gift so that we will not be forgotten.
Casting aside all doubts, casting away all doubts
You were able to make a wish.(After this, the aliens give the birthday girl a big star and take a photo as a souvenir).
Ideal man as a gift
You need to agree in advance with a short man and “reward” him with obvious shortcomings: put on a big belly, attach a long nose, dress him in a baggy suit with short legs, or tights with elongated knees, etc.
This congratulation is more suitable for the birthday girl’s friends. Imagine that your friends “decided to order the ideal man on a Chinese website.”Details:
1. Large box (suitable for under the refrigerator).
2. Brown correctors, like for makeup.
3. A living rose without thorns.
4. Nude tights.
5. Small inflated balloons.
Congratulations script
1 girlfriend: Our dear (name)! We thought for a long time what to give you. It turns out that you can buy anything on Chinese websites! There we found the ideal man: sizzlingly handsome, strong, romantic, wealthy! With him you will be like behind a stone wall!
(Doorbell rings)
2 girlfriend: And here your gift has arrived. Now close your eyes and don’t open them until we tell you.
(The box must have no bottom so that the man in it can enter the room on his own).
3 girlfriend: Open your eyes. And one, two, three...
(The box is removed and an ordinary man with a naked, plump torso appears in front of everyone. The girlfriends look at him in surprise).
1 girlfriend: Well, the Chinese, well, they are swindlers!
2 girlfriend: Stop panicking! They say that you can make a Macho out of any man. Now we will check it!
(The performance begins. While one of the friends is performing, others comment on her actions).
Don't have abs? No problem!
Shall we draw? Yes, yes, yes!
(Draws abs with proofreaders).The fact that the muscles are small
It doesn't bother us at all
Biceps we're one-two-three
Together, girls, let's pump it up!
(Men put tights on their arms and imitate muscles with balls).Our hero is almost ready.
But something is missing.
It would seem, what a banality,
Give a man a flower in his teeth
And look how the sexuality splatters!
(They give a rose to the teeth).And let's add the final touch,
He'll drive you crazy
Just any woman
When will he sing a serenade!(The man is given a guitar, maybe a fake one. The main thing is that after this the man approaches the birthday girl and performs a previously prepared song for her. But before that, he gives her a flower that he had previously held in his teeth!)
Table scenes
Portrait of a birthday girl
This skit requires 16 participants. You can do less, then the portrait will be passed around in a circle. In advance, you need to place a sheet of paper in the photo frame on which guests will draw a portrait. The sheet of paper must be at least A4 size. The prepared frame is passed around the circle and each guest must draw one part of the face. To make the portrait bright, it is better to prepare multi-colored markers. How and what to draw,” says the presenter.
1 guest: Let's draw beautiful eyes to drive you crazy without publicity.
2nd guest: And don’t forget about eyelashes. It should be thick so that you can wave it and flutter!
3rd guest: And let’s add a neat little nose to her, let her have a snub-nosed, graceful question...
4 guest: And your mouth needs to be decorated with a smile, and not a malicious, nasty grin!
5th guest: Feel free to draw rosy cheeks.
6th guest: Big ears should not be in vain, so that compliments can be heard clearly!
7th guest: Let's reward her with a chic hairstyle. And we go into turbo mode.
8th guest: Draw a slender body without a flaw!
9 guest: There should be diamonds and platinum on the handles!
10th guest: And legs in stiletto heels will conquer the streets of France!
11th guest: We’ll dress our friends in a fashionable dress to the envy of them!
12th guest: Let's fill the empty spaces with money. But we’ll still leave a little space.
13th guest: There should be a cool car nearby and a house by the sea, draw without sparing!
14th guest: We’ll also write “Happy Birthday” at the top!
15th guest: Let’s add that there is no better and more beautiful woman in the world!
16th guest: And we’ll present our birthday girl with the finished portrait!
Universal suffrage
The scene is suitable for a married woman. The host distributes two signs to all guests, except the birthday girl: one is red, the other is green.
After this, the presenter reads the text, if the guests agree with the statement, they raise a green sign, if not, a red one.
Thus, guests vote after each sentence spoken.Leading:
1. Today we celebrate the birthday of our dear (name). She set a stunning table, all the dishes were delicious!
2. It’s great when you have a reason to eat for free - pay attention!
3. I would like to wish (name) health, happiness, love from the bottom of my heart.
4. More money... spend on friends!
5. Ironing, washing, cleaning - this is left for the husband.
6. Pamper yourself more often: go to the movies, go to the theater, swim in the sea, kiss under the moon!
7 And, of course, the husband must carry him in his arms and fulfill all his whims!
8. And in the evenings hang out at the bar with friends!
9. And let only the most faithful, most devoted people always be nearby!
10. For you, dear, we will shout three times “hurray”!
If there is no time to prepare signs, guests can simply shout “yes” or “no.”
At the end, the presenter hands the birthday girl a bouquet of flowers or a memorable gift in the form of a medal or diploma “Ideal Woman” with the words “It was unanimously decided that our birthday girl is an impeccable woman.”
Compliments
1. The presenter prepares a bag of cards in advance. Each card has a letter of the alphabet written on it.
2. Guests take turns drawing out a card and saying a compliment adjective for the letter they got.
3. The participant who comes across the letters “ь”, “ъ” or “й” must perform a ditty, a song or give a poem to the birthday girl.
Next morning
The skit will require 10 players.
Everyone has a role to play as a human body.
Characters: Brain, Throat, Tongue, Eyes, Legs, Hands, Stomach, Mum, Bladder, Liver.
A sign with the assigned role is hung on the head or chest of each player.Brain: Oh, how bad. Eyes, open!
Eyes: You might think it’s easier now!
Brain: What happened yesterday?!!
Memory: Don't look like that. I was knocked out after the fifth toast...
Throat: Everything is dry. I'm terribly thirsty.
Bladder: Guys, I need to go to the toilet!!
Legs: We're not going anywhere...
Liver: Where am I?!
Brain: Still there, but a few more of these parties and you will definitely be cut out!
Memory: I remember! Yesterday was my birthday! The language still carried such nonsense...
Language: Honestly, I didn't want this!
Bladder: Guys, I’m not rubber?!
Brain: Okay, legs, now let’s go to the toilet and start heading to work!
Conscience: Should I at least brush my teeth??
Stomach: Shut up, damned one, where were your advice when they poured two liters into me yesterday?
Conscience: No complaints against me! It was the hands that poured it! Look how they shake!
Hands: Don’t scoff, we still have to work all day today.
Liver: Now I would like 100 grams to soothe my hangover!
Stomach: I see you can’t sit still at all. I need mineral water, urgently.
Language: I'd better not say anything.
Brain: It's decided! Feet, take us to the refrigerator, maybe there’s some mineral water there?!
Leading: So that you don’t have to suffer in the morning, here’s a small gift for you (he gives the birthday girl a bottle of mineral water decorated with a festive bow).
Love will come unexpectedly (or three sisters)
Characters
1. Sister No. 1 Miramistina.
2. Sister No. 2 Avdulina.
3. Sister No. 3 Alyonushka
4. The fourth face is the Mirror (speaking).
5. The main character is the Tsar.
(We choose active, artistic, and well-fed men for the role of sisters, or, on the contrary, very thin men. For the role of Alyonushka - a large and “powerful” guest - so that he can lift the king in his arms).
Props and musical accompaniment
1. Chopped musical pieces (listed below), recorded voice of the presenter.
2. For girls: shaggy wigs, braids, false breasts, butts (or balloons), handbags, beads, fans, hats.
3. For the mirror: stretched foil over a stretcher and a hole in the center for the face.
4. For the king crown, toy or self-made scepter, staff, cloak.
Progress of the scene
Leading:
We lived, we didn’t grieve
Three sisters lived together.
Elder Miramistina (appears to background fairy-tale music),
Middle, light Avdulina (Avdulina comes out),
And the fourth was called affectionately and drawlingly: “Alyonushka” (Alyonushka appears).Three girls sang songs in the evening, talked,
That men have forgotten them...
How can they get married, find grooms for themselves...The older sister gets up and immediately goes to the mirror,
She approaches the mirror and asks questions about herself.(A fragment of Aleksin’s song “Well, why are you so scary”) is included.
Avdulina smiled and also bent over to the mirror -
Tell me about me, what did I do for three days?!(Song of Glory “Loneliness is a bastard!”).
Alyonushka went to the mirror, wiped the dust off it and heard:
Song “How beautiful you are today!” V. Meladze
Leading:
As soon as the mirror sang, the door creaked quietly,
And the king enters the room - the sovereign of that side!(Background music)
The three sisters stood up modestly (I say again - modestly!!)
And they bowed to the king...
The Emperor was single, although not at all young.
The king looked at those girls and quietly sang a song...((Song of the group “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels” “Girls are different”).
Here the sisters became shy, but were not at all confused -
The first one quickly said: “We have gifts, for starters!”
Of course, I won’t say anything, but what do I want from you!?(Seryoga’s song “Black Boomer”)
Leading: Well, the middle one said that she only needs a little bit, just crumbs... for the path!
(Song of the group Viagra " Best friends girls, these are diamonds").
Leading: The youngest Alyonushka did not ask for any gifts, but approached the Tsar and, suddenly, it rang out:
Yu. Karaulova’s song “I Just Want It So.”
The king was completely confused, he wanted to please everyone! All the girls are good, you need to choose for the soul!
Song “If I were a Sultan!”
Leading: The mirror here became indignant, it bent over the Tsar, “What are you doing, Tsar’s face?” Here the king scratched his neck, there’s something I didn’t tell you... Don’t be angry with me, find out the truth about me!
An excerpt from Igor’s song “My Mom Makes Coffee” with the words “But I don’t have money, as always!”
When Miramistina heard it, she immediately gave away the picture: Song "Get Out" Viagra!
Avdulina did not play around, she repeated her thoughts loudly: Song “I’ll send him to heaven for an asterisk” by Lolita
Leading: And Alyonushka sighed, pulled the Tsar’s hands and...
Song "I'll kiss you" gr. "Factory". During the song, Alyonushka takes the Tsar in his arms and carries him away.
Leading: That's the end of the fairy tale! The king finally got married! And we wish our birthday girl love and love again!
"Gymnastics Stars"
Heroes: three men dressed in gymnastics costumes
Cloth: costumes for gymnastics - tight leggings, T-shirts, ribbons on the forehead.
Props: Hoop, ball, clubs, ribbon (gymnastics).
Terms: each “gymnast” must show the most ridiculous movements, smile, pull his toes and arms forward. The more ridiculous the movements, the funnier it is.
Music: cheerful, sporty.
Presenter: Dear friends, today and only now, especially for our birthday girl, famous champions will appear on this stage with a free program! So, welcome!
First gymnast
Claudia Tateryauchusis! Winner of the summer gymnastics games in Latvia. Solo with ribbon.
(Music. The gymnast performs a dance with a ribbon.)
Presenter (comments on the dance): Ribbon dance. All movements speak only of one thing: be happy, dear birthday girl! No matter what happens to you, no matter what knots fate ties on your path in life!
Second gymnast
Anisa Abab. African medalist in outdoor gymnastics games with clubs.
Presenter (comments on the dance): With her dance, the gymnast congratulates her on her birthday and wishes the birthday girl that golden rain will fall on her and fill her soul with happiness
Third gymnast
Sofia Pedalkina, Russia. Undisputed winner olympic games in the Hoop Dance category.
Plot "Tenderness" Dance with a hoop.
Presenter (comments on the dance): Dear birthday girl, let love burst into your home and cover you from head to toe. Love and be loved!
(Three gymnasts are enough. For each, their own background music is turned on. At the end, all gymnasts run out to a common composition: “Long live gymnastics and the birthday girl!”)
"The Cheerful Doctor"
Hero: male doctor. Artistic and funny.
Cloth: robe, shoe covers.
Details: stethoscope, pre-prepared recipes.
Progress of the scene
The doctor examines all guests, makes diagnoses, and gives out prescriptions.
Listens to the heartbeat of guests while listening to cheerful music and dispenses advice.Doctor's advice:
- drink a hundred grams of vodka, eat a cucumber and dance a cheerful dance;
- brush your teeth daily with red caviar;
- in the morning on an empty stomach, drink one hundred grams of champagne and snack on a slice of orange;
- not going to work for two days, and then coming back as if nothing had happened and telling everyone “how I missed you!”;
- approach the mirror exclusively with the words “I don’t want this cake!”;
- raise eyebrows at the sight of pretty girls;
- tell your husband three times a day after meals: “Darling, now you are mine!”;
- drink a bucket of mineral water every day without a snack;
- deal more often with the opposite sex and not in an administrative manner;
- Every day at noon, do sports: hold the sofa on your back;
- drink, smoke, swear only in dreams!
Then listen to the birthday girl’s heart, take her temperature, make her breathe into a tube, clench her fist, clench her pulse, and read out the diagnosis on a beautiful piece of paper.
Extract from the medical history of the Birthday Girl:
- Dear birthday girl! Your age is at the very peak of feminine blossoming!
- Your Blood - everything here is confirmed by tests - “blood with milk”!
- Life activity is diverse, variable and developed!
- Your pulse beats like a pure spring!
- There is no constant rhythm in the heartbeat (either it works like the most accurate clock, or it goes off scale with surprise).
- Vision - 110% - like an eagle, it is impossible to hide even small change in your pockets!
- The sense of smell is amazing; it can determine every second where and with whom her loved one or her least loved one has recently communicated.
- As for the hearing: it is exceptional - not a single important call goes unattended.
- There are complaints: falls asleep while reading books or after a hearty dinner.
- The daily routine is increasingly moving from standing mode to lying down mode.
Based on the above, the doctor is ready to make an unequivocal conclusion - my patient has just begun to live!
In conclusion
At the holiday, it is important to combine table scenes with moving ones. This way the guests won’t get bored or get tired of the Host’s tasks.
It is best to prepare scenes and the necessary props in advance. It is not necessary to rehearse the entire program with guests - as practice shows, the most happy holiday It works with participants who are ready to improvise.
Well, what is an anniversary without jokes and laughter? Of course, bad and boring! Therefore we offer you comic scenes Happy anniversary congratulations to a woman, thanks to which there will be jokes and laughter on your anniversary. Each scene is something different and unusual. The main thing is to approach the process creatively and “charge” the guests with positivity.
It will also not be bad if you find costumes for the participants in the scene. After all, when the characters have their own appearance and appearance, then it looks and is accepted completely differently.
If you are planning to congratulate a woman you know on her anniversary, then don’t rush. No, of course you need to congratulate her, don’t rush to make it trivial! Look first funny scenes Congratulations on the anniversary of the woman who are right in front of you. And when you look, you will choose any one, which will become your congratulations. And believe me, no one has ever seen anything like this, and everyone will definitely remember this moment forever.
When going to some holiday, you always think, how can I congratulate the hero of the occasion? After all, everyone will read poetry, say words of congratulations, and all this will be so banal that it will get boring after two or three people. And how you want to stand out, so that your congratulations are remembered and said - it was just super! Costume and funny scenes for a woman’s anniversary will help you brightly and unusually congratulate your friend on her anniversary. Our skits are positive and always in a good mood.
The time has come when your friend or acquaintance turns exactly 60 years old. Yes, this is an honorable and respectable age. But this is not that age. To sit on the couch and be sad. Therefore, be sure to persuade your friend to celebrate such a wonderful anniversary. Moreover, we have cool scenes for a woman’s 60th birthday. Show these scenes for anniversaries, and then your friend will thank you very much for not letting such an event as her 60th anniversary go to waste!
In order for your anniversary to become not an ordinary holiday, but something grandiose and imprinted in memory for a long time, in addition to a well-served table, there must be an evening program. This may include interesting congratulations, music competitions, funny skits, jokes and games. But in order for everything to go smoothly, it is better to worry in advance and come up with a script for the scenes.
For any host, the mood with which the guests will be throughout the entire celebration is important; it follows that competitions should not only be humorous, but also interesting and attract attention.
Any anniversary is divided into three main stages:
- Introductory part (we meet the guests, introduce them, seat them).
- The table part, which is also the official part (giving gifts, wishes).
- Intermission part (congratulation skits, games, all kinds of entertainment).
The introductory part is usually the most important; all invitees should feel comfortable and not feel abandoned. If the guests arrived at the same time, then a meeting “with bread and salt” is perfect, where the hero of the day himself brings a loaf of bread, giving pieces to the guests. It’s great if all this happens with humor, remembering funny common incidents in life.
You can greet guests in a “camp”; for this you will have to stock up on colorful scarves and a guitar. It is better if all family members participate in this; the more people there are, the noisier the meeting will be. But it is better to say toasts in verse, so all attention will be directed to the birthday person.
If you decide that this is the anniversary your guests should remember, then costume competitions are a must. Dressing up skits are unique competitions; in addition to being an interesting and fun pastime, they help to reveal various talents in those present, and this is perfect for a diverse or unfamiliar company. True, you will have to worry about costumes and other paraphernalia in advance, but a celebration of such magnitude does not take place every day.
Dressing up scenes
Maya the Bee
For this you will need a bee costume, however, striped T-shirts will do (preferably black and yellow, but other colors are also suitable, you can translate it into a joke, for example, what a summer, such bees). Maya the bee flies to her birthday with a pot of honey (in fact, you can put a gift or a comic souvenir in the pot). Having arrived, the bee gives a present and flies around the birthday boy with wishes on this significant day.
Anniversary with a star
Musical scenes are a great continuation of the celebration; what is a celebration without songs and dances?! Here, in addition to costumes, the personal artistry of the visiting guests will be needed. Changing clothes takes place in the next room, so that no one sees (the effect of surprise in this case is necessary). Moreover, for a man’s anniversary it is better to give a performance of the fair sex, for example, Serduchka with her outstanding forms or the ageless Pugacheva. But for a woman, Serov with the eternal question - who loves whom, or Leontiev performing the beloved “traffic light” - is perfect for a woman. Alternatively, the roles of women can be played by men and vice versa.
Calling a doctor
This mini skit is suitable instead of a toast to the birthday girl, emphasizing in a comic form all the main female “symptoms”. One of the guests dresses up as a doctor (robe, shoe covers, stethoscope), holding a pre-prepared form with a diagnosis in their hands.
Dear guests and relatives of the hero of the day, I (doctor so-and-so) have been observing the behavior and general condition of the patient (name of the hero of the day) for a long time and am ready to make a medical verdict:
Age - at the very peak of female beauty;
Blood - everything here is unambiguous and unconditional - “blood and milk”;
Life activity – comprehensive development, diversity;
Pulse is extremely difficult to measure, as it flows like a spring;
Heartbeat - there is no constant rhythm, sometimes it works like a clock, sometimes it goes off scale from emotions and enthusiasm;
Vision – 110%, it is impossible to hide even a small thing;
The sense of smell is generally a bomb; it instantly determines where and with whom a loved one has recently communicated;
Hearing is exceptional, not a single call goes unheard;
Complaints – falls asleep instantly when reading books or after a heavy dinner;
The daily routine increasingly shifts from active to lying down.
Based on the above, I am ready to make an unequivocal verdict - the patient has just begun to live.
It is recommended to live only an active lifestyle, to exclude passivity and negativity, and most importantly, to take everything that you haven’t had time for in life, due to working days or your own embarrassment.
Cleaning assistant
This is another short but funny scene; a daughter or granddaughter would be a good choice for the main role. We change into a robe, take a mop or broom, and a bucket of water. Having entered the hall, in the interval between competitions or toasts, he begins to clean up, wash the floor, muttering under his breath: “they litter, they trample when they walk.” Then he quietly goes out and exchanges a bucket of water for a bucket of confetti, entering the hall again, approaching the edge with a dissatisfied look and throwing out the bucket on those present.
At all, short skits more suitable for big company, so it will be possible to involve the maximum number of invitees.
From early childhood we fell in love with fairy tales, we fell asleep to them, looked up to the main characters, but over time everything began to be forgotten. An anniversary is an event where you can not only remember your favorite characters, but also act as an author, creating a picture of famous characters, but with a completely different scenario.
Impromptu skit« New chicken Ryaba"
50 years is rightfully considered a golden anniversary, one might say - golden mean between past and future years. And the funny fairy tale about the golden egg will fit perfectly into the holiday decoration; both grandparents will certainly like it.
Toastmaster: Grandfather and grandmother lived in one remote village. Grandpa was very weak, he lay on the stove all day long and sat on a bench near the house.
(to the song “When We Were Young,” the grandfather comes out, leaning on a stick and sits in the center).
Toastmaster: but grandma was a cheerful person. However, look for yourself: cheerful, playful, lively!
(Grandma comes out to the song “Dolce Gabbana,” dances and waves to those around her and sits down next to her grandfather.
Toastmaster: but the granny, although she was a fighter, did not touch her grandfather, on the contrary, she protected him in every possible way, loved him, kissed him:
On the left cheek, then on the right,
In the right ear, then in the left.
And if your legs hurt, she will warm them up and tighten your back, so she does a massage.
Toastmaster: they had chicken Ryaba, fatty, good chicken, it even seemed magical.
(slow music plays, a chicken comes out - a man dressed in a colorful sundress).
Toastmaster: what does a healthy woman do? smart bird? Of course - lays eggs. All that remains is to find a good groom, let's take the strongest cockerel from the whole village.
(a man in red shorts or pants comes out crowing).
Toastmaster: the egg will not appear just like that, for this it is necessary that the cockerel and the hen become friends, the rooster must protect and take care of his chosen one.
(cheerful music turns on, the couple dances).
Toastmaster: our heroes have become friends, it’s time to lay an egg.
(go behind the curtain).
Toastmaster: well, it’s time to look at the fruit of the friendship of our birds, friends, meet the golden egg!
(we remove the curtain, a man dressed in an egg costume comes out).
Toastmaster: everyone was very happy - it’s not every day that you see such a beautiful and huge egg. The old men consulted, and decided to break the egg and eat it, and give the shell to be bought up.
Grandfather was the first to hit, he didn’t break it, he tried to kick it, and that didn’t work either;
Granny got involved, she beat him, tickled him, even tried to bite him - nothing.
Everyone is shocked and in tears, scolding the egg, at this time a little mouse appears.
(a girl dressed in a gray skirt with ears on her head).
Toastmaster: every half-decent mouse should have its own tail!
(a man comes out and hugs the mouse around the waist from behind).
Toastmaster: the little gray one ran wildly dancing, forgot about her tail and carried off a saucer (plastic) with treats (sweets, fruits) along with the egg. The egg broke into small pieces that flew into the cracks and out the window. The old people are in tears - they had lost so much gold, but they could have lived well in retirement.
Ryaba: don’t cry, dear ones, you will still have a testicle, if only you find a suitable cockerel, otherwise this one turns out to be weak.
Participants and guests drink to the health and well-being of the birthday boy.
Unfortunately, we are not always able to celebrate a significant date noisily and cheerfully, due to some problems. But congratulating the hero of the day is a necessary thing, especially if it is a woman. In this case, the following 55th birthday greeting to a woman close to you will be perfect for you.
5 and 5 is not ten, 5 by 5 is not twenty-five,
5 and 5 let's congratulate the hero of the day together.
We'll kiss 55 times, we'll spill 55 times,
We will make 55 different toasts in your honor.
5 and 5 are all excellent, 55 manage to comprehend,
5 and 5 of such a rating, God grant everyone to achieve.
55 gifts for you, 55 good words,
55 bouquets for you, anniversary addresses.
55 is your age, 55 is no big deal,
55 if you are still young at heart.
Buy 5 and 5 outfits, 55 more of ours,
Get yourself 5 and 5 earrings for your ears.
5 and 5 law opened, 55 as 45,
5 and 5 are the envy of everyone, like a berry.
55 of your worries, 55 of your worries,
Let the family take over 55 household chores.
55 still in work, 55 no peace,
55 you, as before, will not be bored for a minute.
55 add 5.55 add 10,
55 add 100, live for so many more years!
Inspector
This scenario will definitely appeal to people of the older generation - mother, father, aunt, mother-in-law.
The doorbell rings, it opens, there is a man in a police uniform outside the threshold, and civilians next to him. The policeman comes in and introduces himself - Major Sidorov, I’ll be your new precinct officer. Which one of you will be citizen (surname of the hero of the day)? This means, citizen, there are anonymous complaints against you, which is why I came to you. Do you celebrate something or every day? I ask witnesses to come in.
The witnesses enter.
— The reason for my visit to you, is it clear? What anniversary? No, I didn’t come to you for a holiday, however, your cheerful pastime is proof of your guilt, albeit not direct, but still guilt. The fact is that, according to the anonymous author, you have a mini-distillery, and in common people - a moonshine still. By no means?! Will you deny? Just look at your table, there is so much alcohol, and it’s not cheap at that, it’s clear as day - you drive it and sell it. Well, this is necessary, under the very nose of the police, the citizen would be embarrassed. What if you poison the local drunks in the area, what should I do then? They won’t be poisoned, the vodka is excellent, you say, great, now the witnesses will check.
They pour it to the witnesses and offer it to the inspector.
- I can’t do it when performing, but how can I determine the quality if I don’t try? Eh, something is bound to happen - pour it for me too. Oh, you have a good moonshine, citizen, it’s painfully strong. How do you like the witnesses? – okay, okay, it’s not convenient to even confiscate it on a day like this. Pour a little more and we’ll start drawing up a protocol. And there is some kind of snack, no need to be greedy, gentlemen, you can smell the smell of snacks on the street, they found you by it. The birthday girl is most likely in sausage shop works? No, it’s strange, but where does such a table come from? Okay, this is not relevant, did you come here just like that? Pour it while I read the protocol.
— when checking a complaint against a citizen (name of the birthday girl), the presence of a machine for producing surrogate alcohol (albeit of excellent quality) was established; after a preventive conversation, a promise was received not to do this again.
- based on all the above facts, Major Sidorov decided that citizen (name of the hero of the day) will produce alcoholic products strictly for personal purposes, for use among friends and family (Major Sidorov must be included). All formalities have been completed, you can continue, gentlemen, witnesses, pour out!
Friends, what difference does it make when an anniversary is 30 years old or 60 years old? The main thing is to create a festive mood and set the right direction. Your scenes can be small, using just one person, or they can be massive, involving everyone and throughout the celebration, this will not change the essence.
A cool anniversary is not a date, nor is it the efforts of people dear to you, it is a state of your soul. Remember the words of Omar Khayyam: “I am as old as I feel.” The more active we live, the less negativity we notice.
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Holiday. Anyone who hears this word involuntarily smiles. Unfortunately, for many people, the holidays boil down to drinking, fighting and screaming. Having a fun and interesting anniversary is not that difficult. Especially when it comes to a woman’s birthday! Mothers, sisters, grandmothers, wives simply deserve a grand celebration. Apply a little imagination and patience, and then both the guests and the hero of the day will be delighted.
Preparation
The holiday scenario needs to be thought out and painted on a sheet of paper, and the props must be prepared. The tasks are simple, but require a little free time. You don't have to spend a lot of money on costumes and attributes. Conduct an inspection of your own home; usually everything you need is easily found there. Every competition, skit, and congratulations on a woman’s anniversary should be thought out to the smallest detail. You can set a specific theme, or you can simply entertain guests in different styles and genres. It's a matter of taste. When choosing a theme for the holiday, take into account the hobbies and profession of the hostess of the celebration. If many employees are invited, be sure to play and laugh at them professional activity. Be sure to involve all the children present, they will stay out of the way and have fun!
30 years old is the best age
Three decades is the most wonderful age. The girl is beautiful, smart, and not so naive anymore. Give the hero of the day a piece of the east. The Shah, the oligarch Akavnar Busin Musalovich, will congratulate her on this birthday! Prepare in advance a stretcher decorated with fabrics and pillows, a fan, and props for black servants. Give all men present the task of coming up with a compliment for the hero of the day. For the servants, pull black stockings over their heads, put on beads, flower wreaths, straw skirts - whatever you can think of for the look. Wide robes and turbans are also suitable. Invite any male guest, preferably a relaxed one, to play the role of Shah. Dress him up in a chic outfit, a turban, and put family polka-dot panties on his clothes as props!
A congratulations sketch for a woman’s 30th birthday will begin with the culprit being carried into the hall on a stretcher. Let the slaves walk around a couple of circles, and then put the stretcher on the floor and lower the hero of the day onto the floor under her white little hands. The presenter begins his speech: “Oh, the most beautiful of the most beautiful, the diamond of our eyes, the delicate flower of the Arabian tree! The Shah himself and the ruler of the land of camels came to congratulate you! Lower your bottomless aquamarine eyes and listen to his congratulations!” To make it funnier, the Shah speaks an incomprehensible gibberish language. The presenter asks to invite an interpreter. Give one of the guests the words written on a piece of paper in advance, and let him read them as a translator.
"You broke my heart,
I will marry you!
A 33rd wife never hurts!
Gather your family, I'm loading you on a camel,
And we’ll go to heaven to me on a loaded ship!”
Presenter: “Now the Shah wants to perform a dance as a sign of respect and love. It symbolizes love and marriage proposal!” The Shah begins to perform a dance with elements of striptease to oriental music. Having thrown off his prop attire, he remains in his family's polka-dot shorts.
Now the host asks each male guest to come out and, kissing the birthday girl’s hand, say his compliment as a congratulation.
35 - there’s nowhere to get such a beauty
The hero of the day is still young and beautiful, but she is already worried about the wrinkles and extra folds that have appeared. Remind her how attractive she is: men still pay attention to a young girl. A sketch of congratulations on a woman’s 35th birthday will take place on Olympus. Dress up your guests as the gods of Olympus. Tie white sheets on one shoulder, add crowns and halos to the head, and dress the child as Cupid.
The presenter addresses the hero of the day: “Dear Aphrodite! Your mother revealed to us the secret of your birth! It turns out that according to your horoscope you are a Goddess! And your relatives came down from Olympus to congratulate you personally and wish you to always remain as incomparable!”
The birthday girl can also be dressed in a white sheet.
Presenter: “Now we know that little ... (name) did not cry as a child, but sang like a Siren. That is why light emanates from it, as if from a phosphorus figurine. She is a Goddess! The secret is revealed, now everyone understands why everything in life works out better for her than others. Goddesses do not eat earthly food, they need light and positive emotions. Let’s all raise our glasses and take turns telling our Goddess one good parting word!”
Guests raise their glasses and say what they wish (goodness, prosperity, love, happiness), and write down their word on small leaf. The host prepares a beautiful box in advance, where the wishes are stored. Then he presents this gift to the hero of the day: “Each guest shared something secret with you, just as you illuminate this hall with your light.”
Zeus invites the birthday girl to dance.
Presenter: “Today Hercules himself came down to us to congratulate you on the holiday!” Everyone will love this scene of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary. Cool moments will come from the appearance of a new hero. The role of Hercules should be the frailest and thinnest guest you can find!
“Now he will demonstrate his heroic strength!” Two guests pull a thin thread at a distance of 2 meters. Presenter: “Now Hercules will break the steel chain right before your eyes.” Hercules pretends to exert superhuman strength and breaks the thread.
Presenter: “Hercules will lift 5 tons to the ceiling in honor of our Goddess!” The pre-prepared can says “5 tons.” Hercules lifts weights and receives applause!
The scene is a little sentimental, but the guests will still have fun.
Berry
Everyone knows the expression “At 45, the woman is a berry again!” Underneath this the motto will pass and a sketch of congratulations on a woman’s 45th birthday! You will need attributes for berry and fruit costumes. Congratulatory words will be spoken by guests dressed in raspberry, strawberry, blackberry, cherry, blueberry, and watermelon costumes. Make costumes with humor, it is not necessary to sew overalls or dresses, a mask, a bright scarf, a hat, or an accessory will be enough. It will be funny if half the berries are men, let them speak in thin voices.
Presenter: “Today her berry friends came to congratulate the birthday girl! Just as young, beautiful and stylish!” Dressed up guests come out and congratulate the hero of the day. The sketch begins with congratulations to a woman on her anniversary with the release of cherries.
“Be like me, you are juicy, passionate,
Bright, sweet and beautiful!
So that everyone wants you
And they looked enviously!”
Strawberry:
“I wish you happiness, juicy like me!
To have a lot of money
So that there is a broom outside the door.
Banknotes you will take revenge on them
And take it to the piggy bank!”
“How many bones are there in me -
I wish you so many diamonds!
Place them in boxes,
Shine through life and shine!”
“I am beautiful and tasty, the main thing is that I am healthy!
So that you will always be like me
Both beautiful and necessary
Could cure a cold
And to amuse the children!”
Half my life
A congratulations sketch for a woman's 50th birthday should be funny and musical! The best solution- this is a congratulation from real gypsies! You will need a lot of long, bright skirts for the guests to wear, and shirts for the men. Skirts can be made from old sheets and pieces of fabric, gathered with elastic. Wigs, huge artificial flowers, shawls, scarves - all this can be found at home or with friends. Choose energetic music, you can make an imitation of a hut, tent, fire. This will be a very active and fiery scene of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary. Cool costumes will complement the picture, and a bear coming out on a leash from a seasoned gypsy with a pipe will create a sensation!
Gypsies surround the birthday girl and dance around her. An old gypsy woman comes out with a deck of cards and a crystal ball. She invites the hero of the day to reveal the secrets of her future. If you are well acquainted with the hero of the occasion, then you know about her cherished desires, the problems that she wants to solve. Let the gypsy tell her exactly what she wants! You can do this in a veiled form so that only she understands!
Pirates attack
Pirate parties are already a classic. But it always turns out funny and interesting. A sketch of congratulations on a woman’s 55th birthday will be intriguing and fun. You can arrange a treasure hunt. Give the birthday girl and her team the first note, which indicates where the next one is. After a short search, the hero of the day must discover the treasure. A surprise can be a real gift or any cool little thing, souvenir, or box of chocolates.
You can ask children for pirate paraphernalia: pistols, knives, eye patches. Dress up several people as pirates and kidnap the hero of the day. A congratulations sketch for a woman’s anniversary will be full of adventure. Place the birthday girl on a chair and put her in chains. They can be made from colored paper. Now the rest of the guests must complete comic tasks pirates to free the hero of the occasion.
Quests
Task 1
The guest and the pirate compete to see who can drink a glass of rum the fastest! Of course, you can pour lemonade into a glass.
Task 2
Now the talent competition. The pirate and the guest dance a fiery dance or sing karaoke.
Task 3
One of the pirates and a guest show their athletic abilities: they do push-ups, squats, jump rope, whoever does it longer.
After all the tasks have been completed, you can return the birthday girl to her place and drink to her health.
Grandfather's wife
A congratulations scene for a woman’s 60th birthday can be done in a fairy-tale style. Usually at this age the hero of the day is already a grandmother. And her favorite fairy-tale characters will come to congratulate her. More familiar and understandable to her will be Pinocchio, Baba Yaga, Serpent Gorynych, Koschey the Immortal, Vodyanoy. The host explains to the hero of the day that uninvited guests have come to her and want to give her gifts. Guests dressed up as fairy-tale characters enter.
Baba Yaga: “You, of course, are nothing but a woman, but there is no more beautiful grandmother in this world than me!” It will be boring - come and visit us, we’ll throw some seagulls and fly agarics. I want to give you a brand new shiny broom! You will fly to the garden to fetch your granddaughters!” Next, Baba Yaga hands over keys tied with a bow, or a real broom.
Koschey: “Actually, I was flying to get married!” But since it’s your anniversary here, I’ll postpone the visit until tomorrow! Here I give you a million! Buy a dress for the wedding - expect me tomorrow!” Hands over a wad of money from the joke bank!
Have fun from the heart
Under no circumstances should you spend your holidays boringly, without competitions and fun! This is especially true for anniversaries. Any sketch of congratulations on a woman’s anniversary will be remembered by her for the rest of her life! Pay as much attention as possible to your loved ones and don’t lose
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