Meet New Year 2019 is always more fun and interesting in big company, when many people get together to socialize, cheer up and celebrate everyone’s favorite holiday. But sometimes there are people in the same company who don’t know each other well.
Some may be shy, others, on the contrary, are too noisy, and the result will be confusion. To avoid this trouble, it is advisable to plan interesting activities for all guests. Skits for the New Year 2019, funny and modern, will be good entertainment.
In a large company, the mood improves, so the skits will be a success. The main thing is to involve as many participants in the process as possible and not be afraid to improvise. In most cases, people quickly get involved in the proposed activity, begin to add something of their own, actively communicate, and the evening goes by very fun.
The best funny scenes for a fun company
These scenes are modern, and they were invented specifically for the New Year holiday. The coming 2019 is the year of the Pig (Yellow Boar), so you can offer guests many scenes related to these animals. Funny skits, riddles and competitions that involve the audience are perfect. You can choose the most suitable options for your New Year's scenario.
Funny scene “Wet Spectators”
For the scene you need to prepare 2 opaque containers (for example, jugs), fill one with water and the other with confetti. Then the host rises to make a toast. He says that in some countries where it rains often, there is a belief that on New Year's Day, drops of water bring happiness, and every drop that falls on a person becomes a wish fulfilled. Therefore, rain on New Year's Eve is considered great luck. But since it’s cold and there’s no rain, we need to look for other ways to attract happiness.
While speaking, you need to demonstrate that there is water in the jug (for example, pour some into a glass). At the end of the toast, you need to quietly replace the jugs (the assistant can pass the second jug under the table) and, swinging, pour the contents onto the audience. Believing that there is water in the jug, everyone will run away screaming and screaming, but only a rain of confetti will overtake them.
A very positive scene for the Repka company
This skit will require 7 participants and a presenter. Participants are assigned roles: grandfather, grandmother, granddaughter, Bug, cat, mouse and turnip. The presenter tells a story, and the participants depict what he is talking about. The goal is to show the events as brightly and cheerfully as possible.
Leading:
- Grandfather planted a turnip.
[The grandfather and the turnip appear in front of the audience. They must depict how the grandfather planted a turnip. For example, a turnip can hide under the table.]
- The turnip has grown very, very big.
[The turnip shows from under the table how it grows.]
- Grandfather began to pull the turnip. He pulls and pulls, but he can’t pull it out. Calls grandma for help.
Subsequently, according to the narrative, all participants join the action. It’s good if the role of the mouse is played by a child, for example, a little girl. You can tie a napkin for your grandmother instead of a scarf, and invite a lady with the most beautiful manicure to play the role of a cat. When, through joint efforts, the “turnip” is removed from under the table, it should hold a surprise in its hands for all guests. Using this scene you can serve a cake or sweets.
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Sketch "Kolobok" in a new way
Participants will be needed: grandfather, grandmother, Kolobok, hare, wolf and fox. For the role of Kolobok, the most major participant and sits down on a chair in the center of the hall. In this case, Kolobok and the fox can be a couple.
Leading:
– Grandfather and grandmother baked a kolobok, which turned out cute, but very gluttonous.
Kolobok:
- Grandfather, grandmother, I will eat you!
Grandfather and grandmother:
– Don’t eat us, Kolobok, we’ll transfer the apartment to you!
[A hare, a wolf and a fox appear on stage in turn.]
Kolobok:
- Hare, hare, I will eat you!
Hare:
– Don’t eat me, Kolobok, I’ll give you a carrot!
[Hands the bun a bottle or some fruit from the table.]
Kolobok:
- Wolf, wolf, I will eat you!
Wolf:
- Don’t eat me, little bun, I’ll give you the hare!
[Catches the hare and hands over the bun.]
Kolobok:
- Fox, fox, I will eat you!
Fox:
- No, little bun, I’ll eat you myself!
[Takes the carrot from the bun and lets the hare go.]
Kolobok:
- Oh, what a fox you are! Then marry me!
[Kolobok and the fox sit down on a chair together, and the rest of the participants in the scene gather around.]
Leading:
- And they began to live and live well and make good money. And the hare was adopted.
Skits for corporate parties with jokes
For a corporate event, it is better to select mass scenes where everyone present is involved in the action. You can act out the following scenes.
Dance skit “Around the World”
It's better to do it when the dancing starts. It will help relax the guests and give a good boost to the subsequent dance evening. The presenter solemnly announces that all those present are invited to travel around the world. Then the melodies are turned on one by one. The host's task is to bring as many guests to the dance floor as possible. We start from the Far North - the song “I’ll take you to the tundra.” We ride on reindeer, show our horns, the first stop is at a gypsy camp, the song “Gypsy Girl,” etc.
"Tricky Santa Claus"
An actor dressed as Santa Claus approaches the guests and invites everyone to write one wish. Then the recorded wishes are collected in a bag and mixed thoroughly. After this, Santa Claus says that he recently returned from vacation, where he spent all his magical power, so the guests will have to fulfill their wishes on their own. The leaves are distributed again in random order, and the guests must try to fulfill the wishes that they come across.
Skits for an adult company - old New Year
An adult company requires less noisy, but still exciting scenes that will attract everyone's attention. For example: intelligence puzzles or small thematic competitions. The following skits with a competitive element are well suited to celebrate the old New Year.
"The Closest"
The host invites several pairs of guests and gives them a tangerine, a Christmas tree ball and a champagne cork. There are 3 compositions for slow dance (15-20 seconds each). During the dance, couples must hold each of the objects between them in turn, without dropping it. The presenter announces: Mandarin symbolizes all the sweetest things that a couple has and the freshness of feelings. The Christmas ball symbolizes the fragility of our hearts. A traffic jam can only be stopped if you know each other well. The winners receive a prize and the title “The Closest”.
Scene "New Year's Toast"
Several participants are invited, and each is given a list of words associated with the New Year. For example: “snowflake”, “Santa Claus”, “Snow Maiden”, “fairy tale”, “love”. Participants must make a toast using these words. If you don’t have enough words, you can ask the audience for help and get one extra word 3 times. There is a prize for the funniest toast. The winner is chosen by the number of applause.
The old year is ending
Good good year.
We won't be sad
After all, the New One is coming to us...
Please accept my wishes,
It’s impossible without them
Be healthy and happy!
S, friends!
Congratulations to everyone,
Greetings everyone,
Long live jokes
Fun and laughter! (at these words the firecracker goes off)
The holiday is all about having fun.
Let your faces bloom with a smile,
The songs sound cheerful.
Who knows how to have fun
He knows how not to get bored.
Warm-up before competitions
(small prizes are awarded for correct answers, for example, candies, Christmas tree decorations)
- Where do Siberian cats come from? (From South Asia)
- It begins with a bird, ends with an animal, what is the name of the city? (Raven-hedgehog)
- Who has the longest tongue? (At the anteater)
- Santa Claus's informer. (Staff)
- An object of Santa Claus's artistic creation? (Window)
- Nickname of Santa Claus? (Frost-Red Nose)
- Supposed historical name of Santa Claus? (Nikolai)
Competition "Take a prize!"
A bag with a prize is placed on the chair. The competition participants are around the chair. The presenter reads the poem “One, two, three!” Those who attempt to grab the prize in a timely manner are eliminated from the competition.
I'll tell you a story
In one and a half dozen phrases.
I'll just say the word "three"
Take the prize immediately!
One day we caught a pike
Gutted, and inside
We counted small fish
And not just one, but TWO.
A seasoned boy dreams
Become an Olympic champion
Look, don’t be cunning at the start,
And wait for the command one, two, SEVEN.
When you want to memorize poems,
They are not crammed until late at night,
And repeat them to yourself
Once, twice, or better yet FIVE!
Recently a train at the station
I had to wait THREE hours.
But why didn’t you take the prize, friends?
When was the opportunity to take it?
Competition "Theatrical"
Interested competitors are given cards with a task that they complete without preparation. The prize is fruit. You need to walk in front of the tables like this:
- woman with heavy bags;
- a girl in a tight skirt with high heels;
- sentry guarding the food warehouse;
- a baby who has just learned to walk;
- Alla Pugacheva performing a song.
"Merry Nonsense"
The presenter has two sets of strips of paper. In the left hand - questions, in the right - answers. The presenter goes around the tables, the players take turns playing “blindly”, pulling out a question, (reading out loud) then an answer. It turns out to be hilarious nonsense.
Sample questions:
- Do you read other people's letters?
- Are you sleeping peacefully?
- Do you listen to other people's conversations?
- Do you break dishes out of anger?
- Can you screw over a friend?
- Are you writing anonymously?
- Are you spreading gossip?
- Do you have a habit of promising more than your capabilities?
- Would you like to marry for convenience?
- Are you intrusive and rude in your actions?
Sample answers:
- This is my favorite activity;
- Occasionally, for fun;
- Only on summer nights;
- When the wallet is empty;
- Only without witnesses;
- Only if this is not associated with material costs;
- Especially in someone else's house;
- This is my old dream;
- No, I'm a very shy person;
- I never turn down such an opportunity.
Christmas tree jokes
All participants remove “their” pieces of paper (colored in certain colors) from the tree. Jokes can be perceived as a prediction or a joke.
- Dear parents! Would you like any grandchildren?
- “Being closer to your mother-in-law means your stomach is fuller; further away from your mother-in-law, your love for her is stronger...”
- There can only be two opinions in a family: one is the wife’s, the other is wrong!
- It is best to give useful gifts. The wife gives her husband handkerchiefs, and he gives her a mink coat.
- A compliment doubles a woman's productivity.
- I will take on a difficult task -
I will spend the family budget sparingly. - There are no secrets from me in cooking, I will cook both dinner and lunch!
- Between worries, between things.
I will diligently lie on the sofa. - Sometimes we all go somewhere,
Let's go, sail, fly like birds,
To where the unfamiliar shore...
The road abroad awaits you. - And this month you will dedicate to art -
Go to the theatre, ballet and opera! - Tomorrow morning you will be a beauty, a star, a berry, a pussycat, a little fish, and when you give me beer, you will become a wife again.
"Candy" on a string
A thread with “sweets” hanging on it stretches across the entire room. Each participant, blindfolded, cuts five “candies” for himself. If the gifts have arrived at the wrong address, then you can, with the consent of both participants, exchange them.
- Should be happy in abundance
From the lottery you are now -
Three wonderful cards
Lottery drawn for you. - To always be beautiful, hurry to get the cream.
- Listen to this advice: fruits are the best diet.
- And here’s an elegant, fragrant, delicious, chocolate cheese for you.
- If suddenly a child starts crying, you must (you must) calm him down. You'll jump in with a rattle and make him shut up.
- To always be neat, hurry up and get toothpaste.
- Your winnings are a little original - you got a baby pacifier.
- If you suddenly ask what year it is now, we won’t answer you and will give you a rooster.
- You got the main prize, get it and share it (chocolate).
- Every day you get younger, so look in the mirror more often.
- You and your companion never lose heart, and use a washcloth to wipe any place in a hot bath.
- By chance you got this tea on your ticket.
- To keep your face and sock clean, a piece of fragrant soap was included on the ticket.
- Get a hot air balloon and fly into space to the stars.
- You look great: both clothes and hairstyle, and it was not in vain that you won a comb as a reward.
- Dishwasher. (Mesh for washing dishes)
- Mercedes car. (Children's car)
- Cotton garbage bin. (Handkerchief)
- Your win is quite rare, you got a fir branch; it will make you, without a doubt, participate in landscaping.
- Hurry up and get a notebook: write poetry.
Guess the proverb
The presenter reads out a simple explanation of the proverb and offers to name it.
- They don’t discuss the gift, they accept what they give... (Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.)
- You need to learn throughout your life, every day brings new knowledge, knowledge is endless. (Live forever and learn!)
- If you start something, bring it to the end, even if it’s difficult! (Took hold of the tug, don’t say it’s not hefty!)
- Trouble and disaster usually happen where something is unreliable and fragile. (Where it’s thin, that’s where it breaks.)
- How you treat others is how you will be treated. (As it comes back, so will it respond.)
- Don't take on unfamiliar tasks. (If you don’t know the ford, don’t stick your nose into the water.)
What is this?
The same thing, but with animals.
- “Repetition is the mother of learning!” - parrot
- "Keep your pocket wider!" - kangaroo
- “Tears won’t help your grief!” - crocodile
- "There is safety in numbers!" - locust
- "Keeping pace" - caterpillar
"Field of Miracles"
The presenter reads the question and names the number of letters in the word. For each word guessed, players receive a prize (a small answer symbol).
- First and last name of an elderly man. Ladies' man, dressed in Winter 2005 fashion (8 letters). Answer: Santa Claus.
- Dairy product, maintaining the temperature of winter, but more often used in summer (9 letters). Answer: ice cream.
- A tree whose absence of leaves indicates its special purpose (4 letters). Answer: Christmas tree.
- A fashion model with a brown braid, always participating in winter holidays. Always appears accompanied by an elderly sponsor (10 letters). Answer: Snow Maiden.
- Place of long-awaited joy for people who survived until winter. It has always been a symbol located under a tree without leaves (5 letters). Answer: bag.
- A liquid that is taken internally during great joy (10 letters). Answer: champagne.
And finally...
A poster is hung with phrases that need to be continued. Everyone participates.
- There would be no price for Santa Claus if... (he came every day)
- A bad snowdrift is one that does not dream of becoming... (ice cream)
- A real tree about an artificial one... ("It's all silicone, and nothing more.")
- If Santa Claus is on fire at work, then... (that means the Snow Maiden is on maternity leave.)
- Do not shut the mouth of those who... (not worthy of this.)
- In terms of the amount of paper per capita, we occupy one of the last places in the world and first... (in terms of the number of brilliant literary works.)
Evgenia Trussenkova
It’s paradoxical, but preparation for the New Year, as a rule, comes down to just talking. Each of us expects that the holiday will leave only the best memories. However, the answer to the question “How will you celebrate?” is a hesitant shrug. If restaurants and gatherings with relatives and friends do not appeal, then celebrate the New Year together with your loved one.
So that the evening does not resemble a long date or an ordinary late dinner, WANT offers several options for New Year's Eve scenarios for two.
Surprise evening in nude style
A party with erotic overtones will be a great start to the new year. There can be many scenario options, depending on who likes what. You will only need to decide on the delivery option. That is, either it will be a surprise evening for your man, or you will prepare your unforgettable night together.
If you want to surprise your loved one, then don't tell him anything about your plans. Just hint that you want to spend New Year's Eve together in an intimate atmosphere. And start preparing. Your task is to surprise a man, but not with a new salad recipe, but with yourself. Therefore, replace the festive table with a light buffet. And put the main emphasis on yourself.
It’s ideal to leave the familiar walls and rent a hotel room. There is no way - then take care of your bedroom. The main thing that needs to be changed in this room to change the atmosphere is the bed linen. But it must be new, preferably satin. Choose your underwear. Think over your behavior strategy. For example, dance a striptease. Or fulfill his deepest sexual desire. We are sure that your efforts will return to you a hundredfold!
Tangerine Delight
Make a path leading to the living room from tangerines, light candles and incense sticks, and place a soft blanket under the tree. Decorate the latter with erotic garters, stockings, a chic bra and panties. Settle down there absolutely among these orange New Year's fruits and let your loved one sweetly eat this incomparable dessert!
Favorite Santa Claus
We need to prepare for this New Year's Eve scenario together. When we were children, we all wrote a letter to Santa Claus and asked him to give us something we needed? Let your man put on a Santa Claus costume and become the fulfiller of your wishes for the night.
You can ask Santa Claus for anything: from a striptease to the fulfillment of your deepest desire. Remember, on New Year's Eve all dreams come true, even the craziest and most fantastic ones.
Have you wanted to end up in bed with a stranger? Being punished for bad behavior? All this and much more is certainly possible on New Year's Eve. True, first, still agree with your partner on the line beyond which you cannot cross.
The gift must be earned
It doesn’t matter what gift you have prepared for your loved one, the main thing is how you present it. To do this, hide the gift in the most unexpected place. For example, behind the elastic band of a stocking or in the neckline. To get his gift, he will have to play hot and cold with you. But don't capitulate right away. Let your loved one extract the surprise on his own. Preferably hands-free.
If you have no secrets from each other, in addition to the banal razor, give him his sexual fantasy. Dress up as Little Red Riding Hood, Lolita or Nurse. This will flatter his polygamous “half”, who sleeps inside him, but wakes up from time to time.
In order to have a fun festive event for the New Year 2019, you need to think in advance New Year's scenario which will help ensure good mood. Excellent reception New Year's holiday funny and funny scenes, which do not take much time.
New Year's skits are perfect for adult corporate events, and for schools and kindergartens. It is best if fairy-tale characters, Father Frost and Snow Maiden, take part in them. Then the holiday will be interesting and joyful, lifting everyone’s spirits. It’s very good if the skits also include humorous poems, then everyone will definitely like them.
Choosing New Year's scene for school or just a family holiday. Consider what might be of interest to the audience. Among older people, jokes like “Comedy Club”, about young people, about infidelity or about the relationship between spouses will not be accepted, just as among young people jokes about politics, prices, doctors, even New Year’s jokes. Therefore, it is worth choosing skits that will be of interest to all guests, or simply breaking up the program with neutral topics that will be familiar to everyone present.
One more point: it is advisable for the actors who will participate in the skits to use different costumes, as well as perform numbers, for example, singing karaoke or dancing with various bright and interesting effects. Then a funny scene will not only be entertaining, but will also help those who take part in it to show their talents and make the holiday beautiful and bright, varied and impressive. But you already guessed this yourself. Let's get started and start with funny skit for adults.
Impromptu congratulations
First, the presenter needs to select 8 volunteers and assign roles. Each role has its own phrase that a person must say when his role is mentioned.
- First egg: "Top class".
- Second egg: “There is no one cooler than me.”
- Salt: “It tastes a lot better.”
- Frying pan: “I’m burning all over.”
- Pepper: “Always sharp in everything.”
- Vegetable oil: “That’s better.”
- Sausage: “Smoked me.”
- Santa Claus: “Mine favorite dish- fried eggs".
Host: Greetings, dear friends! Every day in the morning everyone prepares breakfast for themselves. IN everyday life A wide variety of dishes and simple sandwiches are used. Many people have scrambled eggs for breakfast. Did anyone by any chance prepare it for the New Year? Are there any? No? Let's now try to cook spicy scrambled eggs together.
Early in the morning, Santa Claus woke up (DM's words) and went to the refrigerator. Santa Claus (words) looked, the first egg (words) was located on one of the shelves, he looked, and on the shelf below there was a second egg (words). Santa Claus began to rejoice like a child at the thought that he was about to prepare his favorite dish. He took a frying pan (words) and put it on the stove, after pouring in vegetable oil (words).
While the frying pan (words) and vegetable oil (words) were heating up on the fire, Santa Claus (words) opened the refrigerator again and his gaze came across the sausage (words). He took it, chopped it up and threw it into the frying pan (words). Then Santa Claus (words) took the first egg (words) and broke it, then it was the turn of the second egg (words) to go into the frying pan (words). All that remains is to find salt (words) and salt the scrambled eggs. But when Santa Claus (words) was looking for salt (words), he saw pepper (words) and decided to add it too for a spicy taste.
Then Santa Claus sprinkled salt (words) and pepper (words) on the sausage (words), the first egg (words), and the second egg (words). The scrambled eggs were cooked and became unusually tasty and beautiful. Santa Claus (words) ate it, got ready and came to us for the holiday. After the scene, the real Santa Claus appears. It is advisable to use musical accompaniment. It is recommended to include the song “Eggs” performed by Disco Accident.
A funny sketch of New Year's greetings for the department “On the carpet to the boss”
Main characters: Snow Maiden and Father Frost. Ideally, it would be better if the management itself plays the role of Santa Claus, but if not, then you can use the services of an actor.
All the action takes place in the boss’s office, which needs to be transformed, i.e. decorate with New Year's attributes and place a throne for Santa Claus, on which the boss will have to sit, and the Snow Maiden will stand next to him.
When the scene of action is ready, you can begin congratulations. The boss should call his subordinates one by one, and the intonation of the voice should be indignant. He may urgently demand a report that does not exist at all and not allow his subordinate to object, calling him to his office. A person will go to management with fears, and when he enters, he will receive congratulations and a gift from Santa Claus.
Interview for the position of Santa Claus' assistant
Will be involved: 3 girls and a guy who will play Santa Claus, ideal for a male audience.
Santa Claus: “My granddaughter flew to Israel, got married, now I have no one to celebrate the New Year with, I need an assistant.” Who would you choose to play her?
First candidate (glamorous blonde in rhinestones) Is it possible?
Santa Claus: “Come in, girl! What can you do? Wrap gifts?
Blonde: “No, I worked as a packer in a store for 3 years, that’s enough! Now I’m a lady in a Peugeot, I live on Rublyovka.”
Santa Claus: “Can you sing and dance?”
Girl: "Yes." He performs a rough dance to disco music (with poor plasticity in general), and when the introduction begins, he throws the microphone, the music stops, the Blonde shrugs: “Where is the voice? Why is the phonogram without a recording?
He pouts his lips capriciously and leaves.
Blonde: “I can make a wish – a $30,000 diamond necklace from Swarovski.”
Santa Claus: “No problem!”
He takes a necklace out of the bag and puts it in her hands, “That’s it, now go dance!” The blonde leaves.
Santa Claus sits down at the table again and writes something. There is a knock. Santa Claus: “Come in!”
The Night Moth appears, brightly made up, wearing black tights and holding a cigarette: “Can I?”
Santa Claus: “Come in! What can you do?
Moth: “That’s it!” (starts trying to undress) “Grandmas, come on!”
Santa Claus: “Do you know how to wrap gifts?”
Night butterfly: “Why pack them? I can pack myself” (she tries to get into the holiday box, but is stopped).
Night butterfly: “No problem!” She starts trying to striptease and sing loudly.
Santa Claus: “Can you make wishes come true?”
Moth: “Any!”
Santa Claus hands her gifts for those present: “Here, give them away!”
Night butterfly: “For candy? I’ve never been paid with them before.”
Throws candy and leaves. There is a knock again.
Santa Claus: "Come in"
A cleaning lady comes in with a mop and rag.
Santa Claus: “Come on in, what can you do? Can you wrap gifts?”
Cleaning lady: “Yes, I am a master of cleanliness! Certainly!"
Santa Claus: “Sing, dance?”
Cleaning lady: “With pleasure!”
The music turns on slow and the cleaning lady dances a waltz with the mop beautifully, then begins to sing with it, like with a microphone, cleanly and beautifully.”
Santa Claus: “Can you make wishes come true?”
Cleaning lady: “Of course! Cooking, keeping the house attractively clean, loving, all at the same time.”
Santa Claus: “Congratulations, you passed the selection!” He invites her to a dance, during which the cleaning lady takes off her hat (underneath it is the Snow Maiden’s beautiful white hair) and fur coat, which reveals the Snow Maiden’s beautiful dress and sparkling necklace. While dancing, She says: “Because only a real man can turn his wife into a beauty with the breath of his love.”
After this, a toast is announced, preferably to the fair sex or to men.
How is it different? adult company from the nursery? One of the important differences is that alcohol is not prohibited on New Year's Eve. And, when coming up with a scenario for such a holiday, remember that many even the most modest personalities, as a rule, reveal themselves differently after a few glasses. Think through the script so that there is a lot of space in it funny scenes, humor (“adults” included) and less time was left for an ordinary feast.
New Year's scene about blondes.
Participants must speak with expression and intonation, parodying modern fashionistas.
1 Blonde: Hello girlfriend, Why are you standing here?
2 Blonde: Waiting for Leshy
1 Blonde: Why wait for him?
2 Blonde: Yes, I met him, I couldn’t leave everything as it was - he looks like a loser... no one walks like that now...
1 Blonde: And where is he?
2 Blonde: At the hairdresser... at Zverev’s
1 Blonde: Is this the famous hairdresser?
2 Blonde: No, namesake... he’s also a stylist, he’ll do a little image work...
1 Blonde: Oh 2 Blonde: What?
1 Blonde: Your hair is black!
2 Blonde: Pull it out faster!
1 Blonde: Yes, I was joking..
2 Blonde: Fuck you... By the way, here’s Leshy. It turns out
Leshy in super new clothes, accompanied by music.
1 Blonde: Listen to the latest fashion...
2 Blonde: Yes, now with him both to the feast and to the world..
Leshy: Well, I changed my image a little... how did it happen?
1 Blonde: Great...
2 Blonde: Now I’d like to teach you how to dance...
Leshy: I can do tectonics...
1 Blonde: Something already, show me...
You can end the performance with the dance of Leshy and the blondes. The blondes and Leshy leave on stage, Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson appear, holding Leshy's sock in their hands, approach the microphone and twirl it in their hands
Holmes: Watson, I think this is a man's sock...
Watson: How did you guess?
Holmes: Elementary! The size is too big.
Watson: Do you think it can't belong to a woman?
Holmes: To be honest, I saw a gentleman who was walking in the second sock.
Watson: Holmes, you are simply a genius. Where was this gentleman going?
Holmes: Elementary, my dear friend, accompanied by two ladies, he was probably in a hurry to the disco…. Oh, it seems to me that someone else is going there too...
Watson: Shall we go too?
Holmes: For those over a hundred years old? Although, let's go... It doesn't hurt us to have fun.
New Year's scene "The Girl and the Thief".
Characters:
- Author
- Girl - (to make it funnier, a young man can also play the role of a girl)
- Girl's fur coat - (an employee or employee in a fur coat from a grandmother's chest, sample from the 60-70s of the 20th century)
- Thief (required in a black stocking on his head)
- Policeman
- Snowflakes
- Father Frost
Once in a frosty winter
New Year's Eve sometimes
Lena was walking to her home
In a warm fur coat.
(The girl skips, waving her purse.)
Without sadness and anxiety
A girl was walking along the road.
And when I entered the yard,
The thief ran up to the girl.
(A thief runs up with a revolver)
He waved a pistol,
He ordered me to take off my fur coat.
(The thief actively gestures with his revolver)
At this moment and at this very hour!
But that was not the case -
Lena is a thief in the eye
Bam! What strength there was!
(The girl demonstrates several techniques).
The thief screamed in pain,
Lena called 02.
(Calls on his mobile phone. A policeman appears and blows his whistle.)
The thief is now in captivity
And my whole head is covered in bandages.
(The thief, sitting on a chair, holds the bars in front of his face with his hands, and at this time a man in uniform bandages his head).
Snowflakes are dancing outside the window,
(Snowflakes dance with tinsel)
The thief looks at them with longing,
Licking pieces of ice on the window,
Gorka is crying day after day.
(The thief sobs, rubs his eyes with his hands)
All swollen already from tears,
And the drooping one walks.
He won't understand that Santa Claus
Doesn't come to prison!
(Santa Claus shows him a fig).
Lena in a fur coat, like a picture,
Attends parties
Celebrating the New Year,
Congratulations to all the people.
(The girl dances energetically with a bottle of champagne)
Let's say this to the thief today,
Concluding our poem,
This New Year's Eve:
“STEALING IS NOT GOOD!”
Sketch “Everyone is good in the New Year”
The scene involves two people.
ONE: Good evening, dear friends! Now I will tell you how to celebrate the New Year correctly?
SECOND: Stop! Why you and not me?!
FIRST: Because you don’t know, but I know how to make the New Year holidays perfect!
SECOND: Where from! I know you! You are one of those people who don’t have gifts under the tree, but just a Christmas tree cross.
ONE: Are you one of those people who put empty boxes with bows under the Christmas tree - as if someone gave them gifts. Damn Santa Claus!
SECOND: Are you one of those who watch Urgant on TV all New Year’s Eve.
ONE: And you lay out tangerines everywhere in the apartment, so that it smells like New Year everywhere.
SECOND: Are you one of those who take pictures in front of the TV on New Year’s Day during the President’s congratulations?
FIRST: And you’re one of those people who shouts, “What’s the point of being able to open it!”, and will definitely flood everything with champagne and break the chandelier with a cork.
SECOND: Are you one of those who buys 10 thousand worth of firecrackers and fireworks, and then stupidly falls asleep on New Year’s Eve?
ONE: But you belong to that group of people who take a taxi to buy vodka on New Year’s Day
SECOND: Are you one of those who always says: “Hey, pay for the taxi, otherwise I don’t have change from the five thousand!”
FIRST: Are you one of those people who take a camera on New Year’s Day and then post photos on VKontakte like Lekhin_striptease, Lekhin don’t sleep in a salad
SECOND: Yes, yes. It’s people like you who don’t go to bed on New Year’s Eve, but sit down. And then in the morning you’ll end up going to the toilet.
FIRST: And people like you, on the morning of the first of January, get up before everyone else and start pestering everyone: “Come on, get up, let’s go for a ride!”
SECOND: Are you one of those people who send all their friends the same SMS with congratulations on New Year’s Day? And after a couple of hours they receive it as a congratulation.
FIRST: And people like you come to you on the 31st, and leave only on the 3rd. Until he finishes everything, he sits as your guest. At least give him a hint.
SECOND: And you are one of those people with whom you drink and drink, and in the end they wake up at home, and you are in a salad in an unfamiliar house.
FIRST: And you are one of those who invite your ex, and your current ex, to the New Year.
SECOND: you are one of those who count the chimes out loud at midnight, always get confused and start clinking glasses at the 11th stroke.
ONE: Are you one of those people who, in a tavern, starts staring at the women from the group at the next table. And then the whole New Year's Eve is to get this comrade off the men from this company.
SECOND: Are you one of those who start taking antibiotics in December, and January 1 is the last day. And this poor fellow holds on until one in the morning, and then “to hell with them!” and comes untied.
ONE: Are you one of those people who only need champagne for the New Year to throw a piece of chocolate into it, and
sit and watch him swim up and down.
SECOND: Okay, agree, we are both good...
FIRST: And therefore, to celebrate the New Year with five plus
CHORUS: Don't do like us!
Sketch “How we looked for Santa Claus!”
The Snowman (presenter) comes out.
Snowman: Hello kids, greyhound girls and boys.
Children: Hello! (in chorus)
Snowman: Do you know that today is a magical day?
Children: Yes!
Snowman: Why do you know it’s magical?
Children: yes, today is New Year's holiday!
Snowman: right! Day of fulfillment of all desires. But we cannot celebrate this holiday without Santa Claus!
Snow Maiden comes out.
Snow Maiden: trouble! trouble!
Snowman: Snow Maiden, what happened?
Snow Maiden: Trouble Snowman! Grandfather was stolen!
Snowman: How did you steal it? Who stole?
Snow Maiden: the evil Baba Yaga stole it!
Baba Yaga comes running with a broom.
Baba Yaga: yeah, weren’t you waiting?
Snowman and Snow Maiden: Baba Yaga!
Baba Yaga: Yes, it's me!
Snowman: Give back Santa Claus!!!
Baba Yaga: Ha ha ha, I won’t give it up so easily! First, guess the riddles.
Snowman: Well, guys, let's solve riddles?
Children: yes!
Baba Yaga: Well, here’s the first riddle: What comes before winter?
Children: Autumn!
Baba Yaga: Correct! Here's another riddle: Who sweeps and gets angry in winter? Blowing howling and spinning, making a white bed? It's snowy...(blizzard)
Children: blizzard!
Baba Yaga: Correct!
Snow Maiden: Well done guys!
Snowman: now give us back Santa Claus!
Baba Yaga: So be it...
Santa Claus comes out
Santa Claus: Ho hou hou, hello kids, girls and boys!
Children: Hello!
Snowman: HURRAY!!! Now we will celebrate the New Year!
Everyone starts having fun and dancing.
During the preparation of the script, costumes and accessories for the actors should be prepared. In particular, three banners are being prepared. Rectangles are cut out of thick cardboard (packing boxes for equipment) and the inscription “Happy New Year!” is glued to them. (the same inscription on all three banners is typed on a computer, all letters are made in different colors). Instead of a stick holder there is a roll of parchment paper or paper napkins. Three identical Christmas tree costumes are also made. For example, you take an old sheet or curtain, make a cutout for the head in it, make a cape, and sew Christmas trees cut out of felt onto it (they can be replaced with viscose napkins for cleaning).
A lady, out of breath, runs into the hall, dressed in a Christmas tree outfit, holding a banner in her hands and balloon green.
Christmas tree 1:
Happy New Year!
Elka 1 looks around, looks at her watch.
Christmas tree 1:
Amazing. That means I tore off my exclusive suit, pored over the banner, and exhausted my lungs by inflating the balloon. I’ve been standing here for an hour and there’s no one around! Nobody gives a damn that the New Year is just around the corner. How's that?! How to celebrate?! What a discipline!
Two more Christmas trees enter the hall (they carry bags in one hand or you can put on backpacks, in which case your hands will be free) and drag a reluctant man dressed in sweatpants and a T-shirt.
Christmas tree 2:
Push up!
Man:
Why are you picking on me?
Christmas tree 3:
Why are you resisting? You don't know your happiness! Get him here too. Let's go men!
Christmas tree 1:
They showed up! Instead of fulfilling their New Year's duties, they wander around among the men. Why are you dragging this scarecrow here?
Christmas tree 2:
We fulfill these very duties. Instead of standing in the third position, it would help to fix it in place.
Elka 1 approaches in bewilderment and grabs the man for something (for example, his clothes).
Man:
Let go! I need to go home!
Christmas tree 3:
Are you home!
Man:
You've got it wrong, I'm telling you.
Elka 2 takes out a Santa Claus hat from a bag (backpack) and puts it on the man.
Christmas tree 3:
You will be Santa Claus!
Man:
No way!
Christmas tree 1:
Oh, it doesn't look like that. Oh, girls, hack work! Give him a beard or something.
Elka 2 takes out a beard from the bag (backpack), attaches it to the man (he keeps trying to break free, but Elka 3 holds him tightly).
Christmas tree 1:
Well, that's it. Grandfather has a more intelligent face.
Man:
I ask you not to touch your face!
Christmas tree 2:
I'll have to celebrate the New Year with this Santa Claus.
Christmas tree 3:
Where's the staff?
Christmas tree 2:
No, he's gone
Elka 1 and Elka 3:
How did you disappear?! Without him it’s like without hands. How can we have fun?! How will we give?!
Christmas tree 2:
You will have to get out on your own.
Elka 2 approaches the Man, adjusts his hat and beard.
Christmas tree 2:
Maybe this will come up with something. Are you like magic?
Man:
What kind of magic?! I am Vodyanoy, Vodyanoy! What Santa Claus?! I'm on vacation! I work from spring to autumn and in a completely different profile!
Christmas tree 1:
What a mischievous Grandfather he got! They brought him so nicely, dressed him, we are going to feed him and give him something to drink, but he is still dissatisfied!
Christmas tree 2:
Why is it difficult for you to replace Grandfather? And then he will replace you, maybe.
Man:
OK! Just water and feed first, and then everything else!
Christmas tree 1:
It would have been like this a long time ago! Christmas trees take a festive position!
The other two Christmas trees take out banners and balls from their bags (backpacks) (the ball can be tied to the handle of the bag (backpack)). All three trees are lined up, all in the same costumes, with the same banners and balls.
Man:
ABOUT! There wasn’t even a drop of poppy dew in my mouth, but it was already triple.
The Christmas trees are throwing back their banners.
Christmas tree 1:
Grandfather, call three volunteers!
Man:
Why is this? I don't work on debt!
Christmas tree 2:
So this is for toast!
Man:
Persuaded!
A man calls three people (there is no fundamental difference in the choice of gender). The Christmas tree players are given their balls. Participants must burst them, but they are not given anything for this. Just like there are no restrictions. They can use everything in the room. The balls are pre-filled with pieces of paper. On each is written an excerpt from one toast and a number (1 - the first part of the toast, 2 - the second, 3 - the end). The text on all three pieces of paper constitutes one toast. Participants pierce the balls with something, take out pieces of paper and read out a toast according to the numbers.
Raising glasses.
Man(pleased):
I'll sing right now!
Christmas tree 1:
Let's sing together!
6 people are called, of whom 3 teams of two people are created. Preliminary preparation of the script's implementers: take the texts of 2-3 any well-known New Year's songs, you can even take children's songs. The texts are printed and cut line by line. You will need 3 hats, each with the same number of lines (perhaps some team will have 2 verses from one song, and 1 verse from the second and third songs, but all players must be on equal terms). As a result, one header should contain lines, for example, the first and last verse “A Christmas tree was born in the forest”, the verse “Tell me, Snow Maiden, where was you?” and the verse “Three White Horses.” Players take out all the lines from the cap and must make couplets according to their meaning. Each team will have their own verses from all 3 songs. The first team to compose their parts of the songs wins a prize. When all the texts have been collected, you can start singing. The names of the songs can be played out with the audience. One person is called, the name of the song is spoken into his ear, and he must explain in pantomime in front of the audience. The first viewer to name the song wins a prize. After this, this song is performed. Each team sings its verses and chorus together. Then the second title is played, the song is performed, and the audience guesses the third song and it is performed. If anything happens, Elki suggests which verse follows which and sings along with the Man too.
Christmas tree 1:
In! Now there are two pieces!
Christmas tree 2:
More the better!
Christmas tree 3:
Real New Year!
Man 2(runs up to the Man):
Impostor!
Man:
I hear from an impostor!
Man 2(tries to take off his hat):
Throw off your suit!
Man:
Sorry! I didn’t sign up to be a stripper here! Robbery in broad daylight!
Christmas tree 1:
My little ones! No need to quarrel!
Man 2:
I'm not a baby! I'm Santa Claus!
Man:
How can you prove it?
Christmas tree 2:
Grandfather, where is your staff? We searched everywhere, and both you and the staff disappeared into the water.
Man:
Why are you throwing a barrel at me? How's the staff?!
Christmas tree 3:
What does this have to do with you?
Man:
She herself said that the staff was stolen in the water.
Christmas tree 2:
It's just an expression from the script.
Man:
This script is offensive and I ask you not to use it on me!
Christmas tree 1(addressing the Man):
Fine! Okay, calm down! (" /> addressing Man 2) Grandfather, where is the staff? Did Baba Yaga whistle?
Man 2:
Worse. Crisis, motherfucker. The property was described and the wand was taken away.
Christmas tree 2:
So what now?
Man 1:
Yes. And I have the swamp as collateral.
Man 1 approaches Man 2 and hands him a hat.
Man 1:
Why? You can't fix it with a hat. What will we do without the staff?
Everyone is walking around in circles, lost in thought.
Christmas tree 1:
Eureka! We need to get the same staff. Go there, distract and replace the staff! They won’t suspect anything anyway, it becomes magical only in your hands!
All others:
Hooray!
Man 2(runs up to someone from the audience, puts on a hat):
You will be Santa Claus! Temporarily! Hang in there until I arrive!
Elka 1 gives the newly minted Santa Claus sheets - a program for maintaining the script while they are away and a bag of prizes. There are trick riddles on a New Year's theme. Ditties about the New Year, but there are only 3 lines. Santa Claus reads them out, and one of the spectators must come up with the fourth line. When the ditty is composed, it must be sung; the right is given to the author of the last line. Santa Claus gives prizes to those who guess the riddles and compose ditties for the audience.
Fir trees and men are returning. Man 2 is already fully dressed (except for the hat) and with a staff. Man 1 in a festive suit.
Man 1 approaches the acting Santa Claus, takes off his hat and puts it on the real Santa Claus.
Man 2:
Thank you for your concern.
The viewer who temporarily replaced Santa Claus is awarded a special prize for the work done.
All presenters hand out gifts.
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