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Nominations and nominees.

Comic nominations always meet with a bang and with genuine interest. Often they also need awards and medals - the nominees are real, not jokes)))!

Here I described how to quickly and easily make the medal itself. But a medal can be awarded not only for opening champagne well, but for almost anything, just set a goal. Although the nominations are comic, their announcement so enlivens the atmosphere and concentrates the attention of the entire company that the entire holiday can be built on only one nomination of competitions that were not even held.

Even the presentation of real awards is not always such a success.

To whom do we give it and for what reason?

— at a birthday or other celebration of one person (entry to school, university, work, retirement, setting a record, receiving a Nobel Prize, publishing the first article in a magazine, the appearance of a personal blog, winning a dog show, etc.) we give only to this person, the hero of the occasion;

- at a celebration of several people (a team’s victory in sports, in KVN, in some project, etc.) we present all these people with the same medals (or at least with the same inscriptions, and the pictures are close in meaning);

- February 23 and March 8 - to all women and all men, without exception (check a hundred times that you haven’t forgotten anyone. Just in case, make a couple of spare medals with a universal text (they will also be useful for unexpected guests). But! Here you need to make one shape and size, but with different inscriptions: the more individual, the more interesting Everyone will be waiting, but what has been invented for them?

What are we writing?

Comic nominations for competitions and texts on medals.

By family connections:

- The most best mom(daughter, grandmother, aunt)

— The coolest dad (son, grandson, grandfather, child)

— Eldest beloved daughter, youngest beloved daughter (I recently wrote something similar to someone in the comments)

By profession:

— The most fashionable singer (doctor, stylist)

- My favorite teacher (artist, traffic police officer - or what is the traffic police called now?)

— The coolest athlete (banker, hacker)

(This doesn’t have to be literally, it’s even better if with a noticeable exaggeration: if you cut your neighbor’s hair, you’re already the best stylist, you managed to run to the bus, well, you’re a cool athlete)

By position:

— The most democratic boss, employee, accountant

- The most ungreedy chief accountant

— The most flexible executive employee

— The most economic caretaker

Important! And the boss, and the supply manager, and the chief accountant - they are always in the singular. But still write the word “most” - for humor and light irony, which I hope they will understand.

By action:

- I’m the best... handed the neighbor a chair (screwed in a light bulb, blew smoke rings, made reports)

— I’m the fastest... I can paint my lips (I find a mobile phone in my purse, wash dishes (or I wash dishes faster than a dishwasher))), count without a calculator)

The same, but for kids:

- I was the fastest... to eat the porridge (fell asleep during the day)

- I’m the best... tied my shoelaces (buttoned my jacket)

For schoolchildren I can’t figure it out yet: my daughter is a student, my nephews are kids)) I forgot a little school topics. But you understand the idea, you can come up with it yourself quickly, the main thing is to write it down right away. Here's a little for younger students:

— Miss curly curls

— Miss the most beautiful bows

— Our protection and support

— Our secret keeper

- The smartest (decisive, brave, indomitable, persistent, obstinate, reliable, honest)

- The most gentle (wise, smart, correct, modest, elegant, fashionable, cheerful)

By hobbies and cute features:

— World-famous newspaper reading star

— World-class maestro of playing on nerves

— Our personal astrologer (for the horoscope lover)

— Fashionable thing (for a fashionable thing))

— Our best florist (who loves to tinker with bouquets)

— Our Sukhomlinsky (who likes to educate)

— Young Michurinets (for summer residents of any age)

— Bill Gates' student (to someone who is good at - or thinks he is good at - the computer programs)

— Our chocolate girl (the most obvious chocolate lover. That would be me by default))

— Almost Hitchcock (for a horror movie fan)

— Snow Queen (to the prickly lady)

— The Iron Lady (whom you decide; usually at least one person, but it happens)

Comic nominations and their winners:

— Winner of the nomination “The Lady Checked in Luggage” (find and quote part of this poem by S. Marshak. This is for the lover of a bunch of bags, packages, string bags))

— Winner of the nomination “Someone came down from the hill” (who lives on a mountain, a hill, or loves hiking in the mountains or ski resorts)

— Winner of the nomination “You deceived me, you let me down” (from the Ukrainian song - You deceived me, you let me down - for constant liars))

— Winner of the nomination “On a small raft” (this is from the song by Y. Loza, for lovers of mountain rivers, if any)

— Winner of the nomination “I will ride my bike for a long time” (a very beautiful song of my youth. A gift from me to cycling lovers)

— Winner of the nomination “I’ll send him to…” (from Lolita’s song. For a lover of rude language of any gender)

— Winner of the nomination “Orientation – North” (from another Lolita song. A person at least somehow connected with the word “north”: lived, served, worked in the Far North. Or lives in the area of ​​the Northern bus station (there was once such a thing in Donetsk , and ours was not far away student dormitory), or works at the Donetsk-Severny station, for example.

- Winner of the nomination “You're drunk, like a pig” (You're drunk like a pig - Verka Serduchka, one of the New Year's musicals. This medal should NOT be awarded, but shown in advance and announced that it exists, and if at the end of the evening there is a candidate for it , then he will receive it publicly. But you hope it won’t come to that)

For this block of nominations it would be very good to collect these songs and play each for 1 - 1.5 minutes, until man walking for the medal and back. In general, short musical inserts (1 - 3 minutes) at homemade festivals are always very, very helpful: they smooth out rough edges and create pleasant musical breaks when you need to prepare the next competition or the next speaker.

Let me remind you: I described in detail how to make a medal in this article. If you don’t have room for both text and a picture on your medal, leave one, but read the text and nomination out loud anyway: you’re having an award ceremony, after all))

Another tip: when choosing texts and competition nominations for your company, immediately imagine who exactly it will suit. Only in this case will it be funny and fun. While I was composing and typing, I had fun myself, because I imagined everything that I wrote in relation to familiar personalities. If there is no suitable character, take something else, otherwise all my and your work will be wasted in space. And we need it to hook people here on earth))

With best wishes to bright nominations and nominees,

A very beautiful song and, in general, timeless. Listen!

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Comic diploma. "Diploma of a cunning lawyer." From the Bukvoed store. Code: 878635. ISBN: 00000000314 - review

The best diploma to cheer up your friends at graduation! + photo

My friend was graduating; he was graduating to become a lawyer! And I decided to please him with this original, humorous diploma from a cunning lawyer.

I bought it at the Bukvoed store for 105 rubles. The size of the diploma is 11x16 cm. Smaller in size than a real diploma. But it is convenient and compact. The main thing is that this is not just a diploma, a diploma with honors, it says “Awarded with honors,” so even if you didn’t study well at the university, then at least here you can be an excellent student, and therefore positive mood your friend is 100% guaranteed.

This diploma has special lines where you can enter the name of the person to whom you want to solemnly present this diploma, and you can also independently rate your friend for comic subjects, such as: “For cunning and resourcefulness,” “For the ability to forget about money and prestige.” , and act according to conscience”, “For kindness and cheerfulness” and other similar nominations.

So I recommend such original and interesting souvenirs to everyone!

Nominations for comic awards at corporate events

The award ceremony, as a rule, fits into some theme of the corporate event, being a cheerful and positive conclusion to the official part of the entertainment program.

I looked on the Internet about humanity’s experience in the matter of comic nominations for awards at corporate events and realized that everything was somehow disjointed and unsystematic. Because of this, it is difficult for you and me to take advantage of these achievements.

I’ll try to correct and somehow title the main directions of cheerful employee encouragement.

For happy awards ceremony Don't forget to place a photographer at the stage and ask each employee to pose for the camera for a couple of seconds. The pictures turn out to be memorable, because on such a day they come with a beautiful hairstyle and the best outfit.

Accessories for nominees

It was very impressive. The glasses were left as a gift, of course. You can also use wigs, hats, funny ties, etc.

Ready-made sets can contain from 4 to 30 items; you can find them based on a holiday theme or simply “about a birthday.” The photographs always turn out spectacular, since guests behave more relaxed with their accessories. Apparently, it seems to them that they have somehow covered themselves up)).

Mister, Miss and Mrs...

Such nominations are suitable for the case when office employees simply dressed up and gathered at the festive table. The scenario is simple and entertaining, and the award ceremony is a way of presenting a memorable souvenir. What can we offer here?

Mr/Miss/Mrs:
Genius, Idea Generator. Sophistication, Grace, Soul of the party, Originality, Kindness, Sociability, Wisdom, Mystery, X, Positive, Smile, Curiosity, Visionary, Dreamer.

There are also nominations Optimiss and Optimister :-). And also Miss Compromise.

You can use your favorite phrases for nominations. It will be something like this: Mister“I’m busy”, “Call me back”, “It’s Monday again!”, “I overslept…”, “The horses are dying from work”, “I’ll go have a smoke”, “There’s such a traffic jam on Leningradka...”, “It’s hard to be a god”, “War is war, lunch is on schedule.”
Miss“Oh, I broke my nail again,” “Who has a chocolate bar,” “All men are theirs...”, “All women are like women, and I am a princess.”

Comic rewarding for employees - “New professions”

These nominations mention those professions that simply cannot exist in your team, but the employees have proven themselves to be just that (don’t forget to add that this is not just a Teacher, but a Teacher of the Year):

• Chief physician (he always has advice on treating any ailment and a full box of medicines)
• Makeup artist (she puts on makeup herself and does makeup for everyone else)
• Master of the tea ceremony (brews tea solely out of great respect for this drink)
• Firefighter or Rescuer of the Year (resolved consequences in difficult situations)
• Psychotherapist (they can write articles about a programmer who gently explains to each employee individually why the database is not working)
• The best cook or buffet specialist (every team must have one - he quickly ran to the supermarket and arranged a banquet at the highest level)
• Super model (yes, the most beautiful! Yes, this is her only role in the team!)
• Taster of the Year (this person tastes candy and dry goods on everyone’s tables, accurately recognizes the smell of perfume and is a keen connoisseur of office smells)
• Nail artist (looks like she does this all day)
• Political commentator (well, the same one who, since the very morning, has been outraged by the election results, the situation in Syria, the situation of illegal immigrants and the offspring of the Pugacheva and Galkin couple)
• Privy Councilor (oh... scary man...)
• Traveler of the Year (for some reason, he has vacations VERY often... Or so it seems to everyone :-))
• Mafia of the Year (awarded to a group of employees for long meetings in the ladies' room, led by Legally Blonde)

I have no doubt that, looking at your colleagues, you will come up with something else...

Hobby nominations

Here you need to use the habits, gastronomic preferences and hobbies of each employee.

You can add the word “Best...”. Or “The Most”, “Avid”, “Desperate”.

Dry Gnawer, Coffee Lover, Chips Eater, Feng Shui Master, Goddess of Social Networks, Photo Monster, i-Maniac (Apple Product Admirer), Long Distance Runner (courier), Short Distance Runner (this is anyone with the task “take this piece of paper"), DJ (music is always with him - with or without headphones), Bird Talker (no comments...).

We use phrases from songs and films

Since last year, the nomination “Oh, God, what a man” appeared. Don't forget about "Beauty Queen", "Accountant, My Dear Accountant". Award the nomination “Where are your 17 years old” carefully - maximum, to 18-year-olds. “Chocolate Bunny” (then let him finish singing), “And I want to fly”, “Let me go to the Himalayas” (for those who often ask for time off), “A poet’s dream”, “I will command the parade!”, “Tsar, it’s nice meet me, king”, “I’m all so sudden”, etc. The essence, I think, is clear, then we look for the names of the songs (it’s easier for me to do this in karaoke catalogs) and reward.

Smart guys and smart girls

Here we have Discovery of the Year (sometimes young people are called “Kinder Surprise”, Breakthrough of the Year and Simply Genius (the latter nomination is awarded for successfully solving 6th grade math problems for the son of the head of the department or solving crossword puzzles).

Presentation of certificates

It’s difficult for me to give universal reasons for awarding your employees with comic certificates; the specifics of office work are very important here, but the approximate direction is this:

• for successfully selecting the color of nail polish to match the office interior
• for a clear understanding of the task the third time
• for creativity to a printer that has a paper jam
• for his very attentive attention to detail... the secretary's clothes
• for understanding from the lips the words of the coach of the Russian national football team from television reports and voicing them daily
• for the kind words she says to her computer when she boots up every morning
• for alternative coverage of traffic jams, of which special services, radio and the Internet are not aware
• for a gentle voice on the phone, after which the interlocutor cannot concentrate on performing official duties for a long time
• for good knowledge of the personal lives of employees
• for the ability to communicate in all known social networks
• for drinking a record number of cups of coffee in a workday
• for organizing a magnificent celebration of “Daylight Saving Time Remembrance Day” at lunchtime
• for recognizing any problem as the end of the world, nomination - “Full Armageddon”

This is perhaps the most common type of award. Nominations are selected in accordance with Hollywood (all positions are very cleverly deciphered on this website - http://www.classiks.ru/classiks/scenario/corporate/comic.html):

• Chief Director
• Screenwriter
• Production designer
• Best Actor
• Best Actress
• Best Sound
• Costume designer

You can find actresses for a cameo role (often absent from the workplace), and supporting actors (inconspicuous rear workers).

The main thing here is to provide the external attributes of a comic award ceremony - a red carpet, outfits, camera flashes, words of gratitude with tears in the eyes.

Option 1. Cheap and effective

Now there are a lot of original cups, certificates and medals on sale, which will be delivered in one box in one day. Just choose the appropriate inscriptions.

Option 2. Personalized gifts with custom engraving

These nominations are humorous, but everyone wants to receive the most significant awards :-). Personalized gifts are, of course, best suited.

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Comic nominations for corporate events!

Good day! The time for New Year's corporate parties will begin soon. I would like to make comic nominations for employees, but things don’t go beyond 5 nominations... there is “The Most Corrupt Manager”, “Miss Prudence” - for the chief accountant, “Kinder Surprise” - for the youngest recently hired employee, “You called ..” - for the secretary, “New thing of the year” for one employee. and that's it...stupor. Maybe you have had similar things, please share your ideas.

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I was Miss Internet, Miss Telephone conversation))) I sat on the internet and chatted on the phone a lot))

music company, managers, salespeople, logisticians, engineers

Oh, I also won the Kinder Surprise category 9 years ago! We also had nominations such as “Money for a barrel” for the cashier, “Elder” - an employee who has been working for a long time.

And we ( security company) once they awarded an Oscar - they took films/cartoons and gave it to people for the best roles, for example, one friend who often went to night inspections was given an Oscar for the best actor in the film "Batman", etc.

maybe Mr. “Butt Licker” or “Owl” - in the sense of sleeping until lunch and then showing up at work or for the salesman “He Sold an Elephant” or “Women’s Logic” for logisticians. Sorry if I wrote nonsense.

So you write what kind of company it is, what it does, what professions are present.

The topic is related to the Railway. In honor holiday August 1 Comic competition among men

Yozhygtak you write what kind of company it is, what it does, what professions are present.

Car conductors, KTK control. transport. committee. SES, PROSECUTOR'S OFFICE

So you write what kind of company it is, what it does, what professions are present.

City administration, material department! They are engaged in writing off goods, all kinds of transfer acts, counting material assets assigned to us and stuff like that.

Oh my God, last year's topic just came up!

I held NOMINATIONS at a corporate party... everyone laughed a lot! The director especially liked it! And here is the text itself!!
“I would like to highlight some employees in the past year, but on what merit? This is what you will find out now!
______________?Thought at the speed of sound?: NAME
This is our fastest and most successful employee. You have turned to her more than once for good advice. And, what’s most interesting, they received it!

Oh, what a woman, what a woman?? And who was the muse for writing this hit? Miss Femininity and Charm! Of course, NAME
________________Shop "Gardener".
— Do you have shovels?
- No.
- And the buckets?
- No!
- Nails?!
- No.
- A rake?!
- No.
- Why are you sitting here?!
- Because there are NO locks!
It was impossible to name the nomination _ Most Laughing Employee, therefore Most Fun Employee NAME
___________ Our most? Soulful employee?. She always tries to get to the heart of the matter, understand and help. Wisdom, kindness and understanding? her qualities! And it's all about the NAME

A mnemonic rule for determining the direction of the angular velocity vector characterizing the speed of rotation of a body, as well as the magnetic induction vector B or for determining the direction induction current? What is this rule? Nomination? Gimlet rule? She really loves to delve into a specific topic, for example, she can easily talk for 2 hours in a row about the vibration frequency of long-wave infrared rays. And NAME wins

This person is very attentive and will not miss anything, especially on the 8th and 23rd of the month! In the nomination?Eagle Eye? NAME wins
And finally, the hottest nominations! Winner of the Report of the Year award, “Miss Prudent” - our chief accountant NAME
____________ “Dad beat me twice today,” the son complains to his mother.
- For what?
— The first time was when I showed the report card with two marks, and the second time when he saw that it was his old report card.
But this is not about our “Apple”, he has no problems with this and he shows his report card to his mother not with grades at all, but with a sales schedule for the Promotion. In the nomination?An apple from an apple tree? awarded NAME
____________Nominated? Surprise of the year? wins?Who do you think? The most unpredictable of all those here. NAME! Thank you for the surprise, you made us very happy with your arrival!
____________ And the most important nomination? The head of everything?! Unanimously and indisputably, the NAME wins! It is known that the boss is always right; mistakes are human. NAME? a real chef!
4. On the eve of the New?.
Let love grow hot
Let the character harden,
A song is sung from the heart,
Life will become more interesting.
Don't let trouble into your home
Happy New Year!
And an afterword: If it’s already the 22nd on the calendar, but the festive mood has not yet arrived? create it yourself! For example, make pomanders? take an orange, pierce it with dried cloves (at least 10 branches). New Year's fragrance will fill your home and your mood will improve!!
HAPPY HOLIDAY!

Comic nominations for lawyers

Please help me come up with nominations for the corporate NG, I have 70 hours, everyone needs to be nominated somehow, I have 40 and my imagination has run out (I would be grateful for any ideas. There are storekeepers, IT, a technical director, 3 secretaries, a director left Training center, several managers (sales people),. Fun nominations for rewarding employees, of course, in this case everyone is awarded. Smolenskaya 2414 comic nominations for a lawyer. And an incoming call and legal advice.

Thanks for the tip :))) Similar nominations to the previous ones are boring and the same thing, only from a different angle. Newbie hunting. We have a large organization, a staff of 200 people, but as a rule they ‘go’ to corporate events office employees(supply, administrative staff, accounting, department heads, dispatchers. I would like to have nominations not by departments, but general ones (for example, last year we had ‘Mr. Puts everything together’; ‘The most active fraying of nerves is awarded.’ Something like that.

One of the most successful and popular options is to present various comic medals, award funny nominations, or distribute Oscar statuettes for certain ‘achievements’. Such a presentation, if well presented and designed, can become the main gift for the holiday, which is given right at the workplace or will be an addition to standard corporate gifts to simply lift colleagues into a festive mood. At the same time, medals can be ordered from designers, made in Photoshop or bought in holiday stores, the main thing in them is not this, but how the ceremony itself is played out and how accurately the awarded ceremonies coincide with the achievements or personal qualities of the nominee. We offer a collection of seven ideas for comic nominations, orders and medals for February 23, held in different teams (thanks to the authors). Perhaps these options will form the basis of your congratulations or help you understand how best to organize it: 1.

‘Distributing Oscars’ in a small group. (for this congratulation, nominations to colleagues (which one) must be determined in advance, and at the ceremony itself the names must be announced, the summary for each nomination solemnly read and the statuettes presented to everyone) An Oscar in the “Charming Smile” category is awarded. You are all great optimists, merry fellows and humorists. Let humor decorate your life and turn problems into jokes! It’s not for nothing that you excelled in sports, you learned to go to victory!

Let hardening help you and increase your personal success! They receive an Oscar in the Workaholics category. It is known that patience and work will grind out all complex problems! We wish you to work just as hard and achieve a lot in life! According to our ladies, the Oscar “Hero of Our Time” was deserved.

It’s probably not for nothing that you were given such a fountain of energy! Although you can’t sit still, But it will come in handy in life! It is always useful, without a doubt, to have a position and opinion! You are extraordinary in everything, so may an upswing await you in life! The ‘Oscar’ in the ‘Crazy Hands’ category is awarded to the employee who, with a magical wave of his hand, will ‘clog’ any office equipment at work.

You have been given ‘golden hands’, and this is a plus in any science, both in your personal life and in your work! In short, you won't be lost! “Oscar” in the “Technical Vitality” category is worthy. You and the equipment are on friendly terms with us, so let your dreams come true! It’s not for nothing that you are an example to everyone, As a businessman, as an engineer! An Oscar is awarded in the Active Volcano category. Let the spring of energy not dry up even for a moment, So that you can manage everything, So that your life can be fulfilled!

They receive an Oscar in the category “Growth to Match Your Intelligence.” Admiring, we are glad that your height matches your intelligence! So be high in spirit, May a great takeoff await you! An Oscar is awarded in the Intellectual category. Your outlook helps you. Conduct a free conversation. As you know, it’s always interesting to be around people like that! This is our most intelligent employee, a polymath and an intellectual.

He is capable of solving the most difficult problems and deserved an Oscar in the “Reliable Shoulder” category. We often hear about such people, What can be done with them, even for reconnaissance! And if you yourself are a faithful friend, everyone around you is drawn to you! (

Friends, today I’m publishing comic nominations for the New Year based on the names of domestic New Year’s films.

This is a double benefit for you from me - you can organize a fun nomination and watch the movie at your leisure.

True, some films are my favorites, but some I haven’t even heard of and haven’t had time to watch yet.

Award nominations

You can do it at work, at a New Year’s corporate party, in the company of friends or a large family. Some are also suitable for schoolchildren. Be sure to announce that today's nomination is based on the fruits of cinema, such a New Year's version in a free retelling.

Bold italic is the name of the nomination and the film, regular font is my explanations and comments. So, take it

Comic nominations for the New Year

Operation "Happy New Year"

To one or more organizers and organizers of your current New Year's party (corporate party) for worthy overcoming inhuman difficulties, the human factor and bringing the matter to a festive end.

December 32

The nomination is awarded to the most disciplined person and involves an honorable mission: to call everyone present on the first New Year's morning and inform everyone that the calendar says January 1st, and not December 32nd, as they might have thought.

New Year is canceled

Personally for you, dear (insert name), because you did not submit the reports (you did not congratulate all your partners, you did not go for potatoes, you forgot to chill the champagne).

IN two kilometers from the New Year

The nomination is similar to the previous one: since you, (name), did not buy this and that for the table in advance, you will have to celebrate the New Year a few kilometers from us, running around all the stores one after another in search of (name of that, what was not purchased). And on New Year's Eve it's like looking for snowdrops in December.

Speaking of snowdrops. Nomination

Twelve months

Awarded to (name) for the fact that all 12 months of this year he (s) worked tirelessly for the benefit of his family (company, country, planet). You can add specifics, humorous or serious, about what you worked on.

Two hours earlier

This is just about all of us: the New Year will arrive in Moscow 2 hours earlier than in Kyiv, and in Kyiv - 2 hours earlier than in London (if I figured out the transition to winter time correctly). So this nomination should be given to a person who has recently arrived or will soon be flying to another time zone.

Or a friend who, with a high probability, cannot resist and will celebrate the New Year a couple of hours earlier))) Although he will later claim that he was just seeing off the Old One.

Snow Maiden for an adult son

To the performer of the role of your Snow Maiden,

Or a woman who has a son from five years old, probably up to 50,

Or your son’s friend (wife, fiancée) - in this case, it is you who announce the nomination.

This, by the way, is one of my favorite films about love, fidelity and personal freedom - who knows how to understand them. In the main role (and the title role too) is the wonderful Lyudmila Artemyeva.

Old New Year

This nomination gives the right and authority to lead the celebrations of the Old Year. Go ahead, lucky guy!

Carnival night

If you have a small carnival or at least a light disguise with New Year's braids, mustaches, masks, glasses without glasses, etc., then this nomination is for the one who dressed up the best. Or performed some funny number. Or who do you instruct right now to turn the party into a small carnival - just not like in Brazil or Venice, that would be too much.

New Year's adventures of Masha and Viti

Nomination for any 2 people from your company (of any gender and with any names) who got into a story or light adventure on the eve of this or last New Year, or on New Year's Eve itself, or immediately after it.

T Aina of the Snow Queen

For the ajar, but still unsolved mystery of beauty (charm, coldness - choose the right one). A suitable person is nominated - classically beautiful, or arrogantly cold, or both.

Did you call the Snow Maiden?

To your today's costumed Snow Maiden. No options.

With best wishes for an unforgettable nomination ceremony,

Your Evelina Shesternenko.

30 funny nominations for rewarding colleagues 1. The Courier is awarded in the “Traveler of the Year” category. 2. In the “Kinder Surprise” nomination, newcomers of the year are awarded. Give kinder surprises. 3. In the nomination There, Here, Back. Oh God! How nice to be rewarded: people who left and returned to the company. Welcome back to your native land! 4. If you work hard and *** 8 hours a day, then over time you will become a boss and get the right to work 12 hours a day. In the “Career of the Year” category, the girl who became the head of the department a month ago is awarded. 5. In the nomination “trade union of responsible warehouse workers” the Deputy Head is awarded. warehouse for supporting your neighbor. 6. You cannot give everything to everyone, because there are many of them, but there is not enough of everything in the warehouse. But he copes with it. The warehouse manager is awarded in the “Dreaming” category. 7. The driver is awarded in the Mr. Mad Max - Terror of the Roads category. 8. A real driver should not count how many passers-by he hits on the road. The driver's job is to drive the car, not to be amused by statistics! In the category “The cat that walks by itself.” The driver is awarded. 9. In the Miss “Cinderella” category, the cleaning lady is awarded. 10. Dedicated to the employee, by the magic wave of whose hand any office equipment will “clog” into operation. In the “Master of Golden Pens” nomination, the system administrator is awarded. 11. It is from her that you can always find out what date, who did what in the company, why it is called that way and who named it. It is She who can endlessly tell tales from the history of the company. In the “Keeper of Traditions” category, the oldest employee is awarded. 12. Kings can do anything, kings can do anything. And sometimes they decide the fate of the whole earth. In the category “How difficult it is to be God” the director is awarded. 13. I amuse myself with my funny face. In the category “Positive Attitude” the most cheerful and positive person in the company is awarded……….. 14. For a responsible attitude to the work routine: despite crazy traffic jams, global cataclysms, the fall in the dollar exchange rate and rising prices for gold and beer, will appear in in the right place and in right time. In the "Keeping Up with the Times" category the award goes... 15. The most attentive. Nothing and no one will be missed, everything will be noticed and recorded. In the nomination “And a nose like a dog, and an eye like an eagle” is awarded... 16. She will always share the last crust of bread with her neighbor, treat her to tea, offer a drink and not only coffee…………In the nomination “Self-assembled tablecloth” awarded... 17. She recently came to us. Quietly and calmly lives and works next to us. But how many ideas are stored in this head? She will definitely show herself to everyone. In the “Hidden Reserves” category she is awarded... 18. Brilliant carelessness and absent-mindedness. He is always and everywhere late, but always and everywhere on time, although he is never there! How does he do this? In the category “Unbearable Lightness of Being” it is awarded... 19. This is the calmest voice of the company, communication with it puts you in a state of peace. You want to communicate with him again and again. In the category "Mr./Miss Anti-Stress" is awarded... 20. This is the very, very... head of the company. This is our most intelligent employee. This is our smart girl, erudite and intellectual. She can solve the most difficult problems! In the nomination “Uma Chamber”, our chief accountant is awarded. 21. In the nomination “Promised Land” the cashier is awarded - issuing salary. 22. He makes an enormous contribution to the work of our company, while remaining invisible. Our secretary is awarded in the X-Men category. 23. In the “He can do anything” category, the person who has accomplished short term a very complex and difficult task, the deadline for which is “yesterday” - an order that he is appointed general director December 20 from 19.00 to 23.00 and the key to the director’s office. 24. In the “busiest employee” category. Rewarded..............., a mask “against unnecessary questions.” 25. In the “family contract” category, the following are awarded: working families, we have a mother/daughter, a husband/wife. 26. In the category “I ran away from the drivers and ran away from the warehouse and the annoying manager, I’ll run away from you.” Rewarded..........................., for better overcoming of obstacles we give an invisibility cap. 27. In the nomination "Beauty of the Warehouse" is awarded... 28 In the nomination "champion in waste paper collection" is awarded...... the scientific and journalistic publication "FEDORINO GORE" and a fan to attract customers. (the most cluttered desktop) 29 In the “office goddess” nomination, she is awarded a divine tea set to match her image until the end of the 30th. At the end of the nominations, I have one last gift left - a medal, for which it is given, let it remain an intrigue, and we will choose the winner together.

Here they begin New Year's corporate parties. And every year in every company it is customary to sum up the results of the outgoing year. And usually such results are summed up in a serious atmosphere with official speeches and so on. And we suggest you change this tradition a little. After all, on New Year I want a holiday and fun. Hold an interesting ceremony with a photo shoot and present your colleagues with funny nominations for the New Year. We have prepared different nominations for your employees, and you yourself will choose those that are suitable for your company.

This whole event can be arranged in the form of presenting some kind of award, for example, an Oscar or a Teffi. Therefore, after announcing the nomination and the winner in this nomination, call the employee to a special wall, near which the award ceremony will take place. You can also arrange a photo session there. And if you also prepare funny masks, glasses and mustaches on sticks, then everyone will remember this photo shoot forever.

Here are examples of humorous nominations that can be attributed to men. Nominations must begin with the word - Mister.
Mister - I'm busy!
Mister - call back later!
Mister - break 30 minutes!
Mister - overslept again!
Mister - traffic jam again!
Mister - that's it, lunch!

For girls, you can come up with the following nominations:
Miss chocolate!
Miss – long nail!
Miss Curly!
Miss – who wants coffee?
Miss - oh, I'm so tired!
Miss - SMS!
Miss – social network!

As you understand, all these nominations are “talking”. So you won't have any problem distributing them to your employees. Moreover, in every office there are people who belong to one category or another.

Also in teams there are people who, in addition to their own professional responsibilities They are well versed in other areas as well. Here, for example:
Nomination: Chief Physician! – she always knows what and how to treat!
Nomination: Stylist of the Year! – she always gives everyone advice on hairstyles, makeup and self-care!
Nomination: Rescuer of the Year! – this employee is always responsive and always comes to the rescue!
Nomination – courier of the year! – he always goes to the buffet and buys something for others according to their orders!
Nomination: Taster of the Year! – he often comes to work after a night at the club, and he often smells of alcohol!
Nomination – political scientist of the year! – the working day has not yet begun, and he is already in full swing discussing yesterday’s statement by politicians!
Nomination – best designer nails! – she can come to work with some nails and leave with others!

You can make it a little more creative and come up with the following nominations:
A music lover, he always has headphones in his ears.
Sprinter - he hears this often - “take this piece of paper to the director.”
Coffee lover - starts the working day with coffee, continues the day with coffee and at the end of the working day he has coffee in his hands again.
Queen of social networks - the morning begins with communication on social networks, at work also on social networks, and at the end of the working day on social networks again.

Well, that's what the nominations are about. And if you remember individual incidents with colleagues, then this should also be noted. You can award certificates and diplomas for this. Here are examples of what to reward:
For the kindest words to your work computer that doesn’t want to boot!
For an unusual approach to a printer that chews paper!
For the most gentle voice when answering the phone!
For the most best knowledge about the personal lives of all employees!
For timely response to all problems!

Comic nominations for corporate events

First of all, you can note the important people of the company and come up with interesting titles for the director and his deputies, chief accountant, heads of departments:

“I will command the parade”

We're talking about the head of the company. You can award a leader with a certificate for intelligence, for business qualities, for skillful leadership, etc.

“A penny saves the ruble”

Of course, based on the characteristics, the chief accountant will win. Who, if not he, is responsible for the effective use of funds.

"First violin"

This nomination can be won by the Deputy Director for Finance (Head of finance department). The performance of the orchestra depends on it.

You can come up with nominations based on characteristic features and characteristics of employee behavior, and to name the positions being awarded, use lines from songs, set expressions, and catchphrases:

"Keeping up with the times"

The winner is the one who is never late for anything and always ends up in the right place at the right time.

“And the sense of smell is like that of a dog, and the eye is like that of an eagle.”

The most attentive employee of the company who notices everything will receive a prize in this category.

"Musketeer"

He will always support and help, guided by the famous motto.

“I’m writing to you, what more?”

The prize is awarded to the person who most actively uses any available means of communication ( e-mail, ICQ, SMS, etc.) and prefers to resolve all issues through correspondence.

"Uma Chamber"

You can always seek advice on any issue, even the most difficult one.

“They only dream of peace”

There’s more than enough energy, you can’t sit still. Moreover, he prefers not to sit still alone; he gathers a group of colleagues into the company.

"Keeper of Traditions"

Knows the history of the company, its traditions and its legends better than anyone else, he will win in this category.

"Hidden Reserves"

The title will go to one of the promising newcomers.

Character traits and personal properties of people can be emphasized simply: “Mr./Miss...”:

"Mr. (or Miss) Anti-Stress"
"Mr (or Miss) Charm" or "Mr (or Miss) Smile"
"Mr. (or Miss) Responsiveness"
"Mr. Veselchak", "Miss Laughter"
"Mr (or Miss) Curiosity (or maybe Curiosity?)"

These and similar nominations speak for themselves. Not entirely humorous, but quite suitable for an announcement at a corporate party; by the way, they allow you to see how a person is perceived by the team.

"Master of the Tea Ceremony"

On the one hand, the winner in the nomination could be a colleague who takes frequent tea breaks. The result is a reward with a hint. On the other hand, you may have a person working for you who knows and follows tea drinking traditions. Then the title is recognition of unusual knowledge and the ability to apply it in practice.

"In Apple pie order"

The title can be given to a person who always succeeds in everything. Which has almost everything you could dream of. And if something doesn’t exist yet, no one doubts it will happen.

"Golden Hands"

For those who have everything “on fire” in their hands, everything “fixes” itself.

Nominations can be created based on professional affiliation:

"Fighter of the Invisible Front"

About a good system administrator who ensures the smooth operation of computers.

"Swiss precision"

Nomination suitable for accountants.

“Time is money”, “Money in the morning – chairs in the evening”

Such titles are suitable for bank employees who issue loans.

"Miss Light hand", "Specialist in the colors of life", "But we have our own alphabet"

These and other nominations are for doctors (in this case, nurses, pediatricians and ophthalmologists, respectively).